Dear God, I want to do this. Soon. [link]

That looks really nifty, Shir. I hope you'll be able to do it.

Dear Professor,

The sign on my office door says, "Please do not disturb," for a reason. Do not knock, rattle the door handle or come back down later and tell me you could hear me in here and that you think the sign on my door isn't a good practice, that my door should always be open. I was PUMPING BREAST MILK FOR FUCKS SAKE AND I DO NOT HAVE TO CHECK WITH YOU TO SEE IF IT IS CONVENIENT FOR ME TO DO SO.

Signed, I hate people, perhaps I shouldn't be in Public Services.

What a fucking a-hole, Sparky.

And I hope you told him that.

Eff people.

I had what now feels like a stupid dream, but felt real as hell in the middle of the night. I dreamed I got arrested for something really terrible (don't remember what the crime was). I was crying and saying, "What about my baby?" Yes, I was pregnant in the dream. It was awful. Ugh.

New Sign for Sparky's Door

If you open this, I will have just cause to sue you, AND you will need to go to confession. Come back later.

Flomp because the project i'm working on is almost done but not quite. and it's been a looooooong road. Still better than ECN.

Oh, OW. I seem to have pinched a nerve in my neck flipping hair out of my eyes. Can't turn head or look down without shooting pain down into my left shoulder. Any recommendations, or do I just have to wait for it to resolve itself?

If you open this, I will have just cause to sue you, AND you will need to go to confession. Come back later.

I endorse this sign option.

And I hope you told him that.

Her. She should definitely know better. On all matters she drives me up a wall because she's such a micro-manager. Her emergency this time was because an electronic database does not have her middle initial in her author profile and she came down to tell me I needed to get them to change it. She's also just ordered me to do something else "today." I just wrote to her that I will try, but it's a busy week and that keeping my door open for all but one hour of the day (so I can pump breast milk) means I will be interrupted by students with homework assignment questions and things might not get done. I did not add, "Bitch", but it was really, really hard not to do so.

I was PUMPING BREAST MILK FOR FUCKS SAKE AND I DO NOT HAVE TO CHECK WITH YOU TO SEE IF IT IS CONVENIENT FOR ME TO DO SO.

What a jackass. I mean, would she prefer to have walked in on you?

Glam, the weirdest and most vivid dreams I ever had in my LIFE were when I was pregnant. Hormones make you dream the wacky.

Any recommendations, or do I just have to wait for it to resolve itself?

Depends how bad it is. I trap nerves a lot, because I'm always subluxing joints. For a nerve in the neck, I force myself to turn my head up and down, left and right until the nerve has realigned itself. This is ridiculously painful, but saves a lot of later pain.

But if it's very bad, you're better off keeping it relatively still until it realigns.