A can opener sounds brilliant, but you'd need a really good one to get a good grip, I think.
The post-lunch dip just hit me like a freight train. Do you think my boss would mind if I took a nap under my desk?
Reynolds, I'm a dangerous-minded man on a ship loaded with hurt. Now, why you got me chatting with your peons?
Womack ,'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Oct 05, 2009 9:18:21 am PDT #25371 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
smonster - Oct 05, 2009 9:28:33 am PDT #25372 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Do you think my boss would mind if I took a nap under my desk?
If s/he minds, just say it was Buffista-authorized. I'm sure that should clear up any confusion.
ION, blah blah Monday blah. You know?
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Oct 05, 2009 9:34:23 am PDT #25373 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
You know?
Yeah.
Jessica - Oct 05, 2009 9:35:58 am PDT #25374 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
If s/he minds, just say it was Buffista-authorized. I'm sure that should clear up any confusion.
Excellent!
Barb - Oct 05, 2009 9:48:57 am PDT #25375 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
I swear those things break the ADA/DDA.
They're the clearest evidence yet of the Devil's existence, IMO.
Aims - Oct 05, 2009 9:50:32 am PDT #25376 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Our copy room staplers are missing. So I sent the following email to my whole office:
The copy room staplers seem to have forgotten their way back to the copy room. If you see one of these lost little staplers, could you please direct them back there?
Thanks so much. Poor lost staplers.
tommyrot - Oct 05, 2009 9:51:28 am PDT #25377 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hopefully, none of them are red staplers. When those get lost, they never come back.
erikaj - Oct 05, 2009 10:08:08 am PDT #25378 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
was one a Swingline?
Aims - Oct 05, 2009 10:09:23 am PDT #25379 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Yes.
omnis_audis - Oct 05, 2009 10:11:31 am PDT #25380 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Hopefully, none of them are red staplers. When those get lost, they never come back.Actually, it ends up in the building getting burned down.