I swear those things break the ADA/DDA.
They're the clearest evidence yet of the Devil's existence, IMO.
Zoe: What's that, sir? Mal: Freedom, is what. Zoe: No, I meant what's that? Mal: Oh. Yeah. Just step around it. I think something must've been living in here.
'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Barb - Oct 05, 2009 9:48:57 am PDT #25375 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Aims - Oct 05, 2009 9:50:32 am PDT #25376 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Our copy room staplers are missing. So I sent the following email to my whole office:
The copy room staplers seem to have forgotten their way back to the copy room. If you see one of these lost little staplers, could you please direct them back there?
Thanks so much. Poor lost staplers.
tommyrot - Oct 05, 2009 9:51:28 am PDT #25377 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hopefully, none of them are red staplers. When those get lost, they never come back.
erikaj - Oct 05, 2009 10:08:08 am PDT #25378 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
was one a Swingline?
Aims - Oct 05, 2009 10:09:23 am PDT #25379 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Yes.
omnis_audis - Oct 05, 2009 10:11:31 am PDT #25380 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Hopefully, none of them are red staplers. When those get lost, they never come back.Actually, it ends up in the building getting burned down.
Zenkitty - Oct 05, 2009 11:47:08 am PDT #25381 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I have twice returned things I ordered because they came in those impenetrable plastic clamshells. People have ended up in ERs with deep cuts from those bastards. They're dangerous.
Atropa - Oct 05, 2009 12:28:46 pm PDT #25382 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
scampers into thread smirking
Quick, someone remind me that because I am now something of a Gothy Public Figure, I absolutely should NOT publicly snark about gothy fashion "designers". (And no, I'm not talking about Louise Black from PR.)
But oh lordy, the temptation. The temptation to link and snicker. Whooo.
NoiseDesign - Oct 05, 2009 12:29:29 pm PDT #25383 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Someone needs to tell me to not go apeshit all over the stupid people I'm dealing with at the moment.
Atropa - Oct 05, 2009 12:32:22 pm PDT #25384 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Someone needs to tell me to not go apeshit all over the stupid people I'm dealing with at the moment.
Don't do it. It might lead to an assault charge, and an orange jumpsuit would not look good on you.