But I did learn that my first aid training is out of date -- they no longer recommend giving ipecac to a kid who swallowed poison.
It depends on the poison, right? You shouldn't induce vomiting with caustics because they can do more damage coming back up.
They actually don't recommend keeping ipecac at home at all anymore. It can have cardiac side effects, and some studies have shown that it's actually not all that effective -- there isn't much difference in how much poison makes it to the bloodstream between people who take it and people who don't. Current recommendation is to call poison control and get the kid to the ER, where they'll use charcoal.
{{Bitches}}
Some Friday distraction since you don't want to be working anyway.
The Atlantic High Boys Bowling team. Mine is the tall one. [link]
And some of my office crew including our new young member. [link]
He said to drink one of these protein shakes before going to bed, the protein burns fat while you sleep.
I don't think that's actually true.
I am the *worst* slash-spotter in the history of ever...it's not really one of my turn-ons, though.
But even with the busted gaydar you'd have to be completely dense not to spot Vince/Eric or Dan/Casey.
Dan and Casey were so Married.
{{{{{{Shir}}}}}}} ~ma to your sister and your whole family.
Continued healing~ma to Abby's ankle.
Late to the Orc sex party (ew)
I expect shitfaced orcs sublimate their sexual urges into acts of random cannibalism. A little ear nibble and then...lobe-chomp!
I have to admit that when the subject came up, my first thought was to quote "Meat's back on the menu, boys!"
O_a: recent exercise studies say go for chocolate milk instead. Plenty of protein and less gag inducing. (well, that's what i hear, i find the very idea of cow-juice to be gag-inducing but i realise that i am in the minority here)
cow-juice--you're going to need a bigger juicer.
I don't think that's actually true.
Me neither. Sounds like an urban myth to me.
