Right. Piano. Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time. No, wait. That was a rocket launcher.

Xander ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Oct 01, 2009 3:21:30 pm PDT #24975 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t crawls in and falls down dead

I ... I might have bitten off more than I can chew with this Girl Scout thing. Twenty crazy girls, pulling and chattering and swinging and crazy and talking and giggling and crazy and hyper and bouncing and running and DID I MENTION THE CRAXY?!?!?!

I think we might need another leader and a mason jar full of tranquilizers. And that's just for me.

We didn't get to do the project I wanted because the beginning of the meeting was total chaos. I misunderstood one mom and thought that her husband was getting their daughter from after school - nope. Dad just showed up at 6 and then around 6:15 asked where his daughter is. So now the family is going to be charged for late pick up which I'll pay for (gladly) but I feel like shit about it. To make it up to the girl, I made her my helper today and for that she earned one of her petals.

Seriously, though -- I wouldn't be a bit surprised or upset if half these parents came to me demanding their money back and declaring me Horrible. And of course, my mind being what it is, I wondering what sort of fool I am to even THINK about becoming a teacher.

OTOH - every girl (and one brother) gave me huge hugs on their way out and that felt *awesome*.


Aims - Oct 01, 2009 3:22:23 pm PDT #24976 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And Shir, sweetie. {{{Shir and family}}} Much much love and health~~ma to you all.


Connie Neil - Oct 01, 2009 3:35:48 pm PDT #24977 of 30000
brillig

Twenty crazy girls, pulling and chattering and swinging and crazy and talking and giggling and crazy and hyper and bouncing and running and DID I MENTION THE CRAXY?!?!?!

Twenty??? I would think three-quarters of the job would be to make sure they didn't do any grievous harm to themselves or the world for however long they're with you.


Aims - Oct 01, 2009 3:37:22 pm PDT #24978 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Twenty. Twenty girls. All of them best friends and mortal enemies.

And one girl who is, I believe, emotionally impaired leading them all. That would be me.


billytea - Oct 01, 2009 3:44:09 pm PDT #24979 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

And one girl who is, I believe, emotionally impaired leading them all. That would be me.

Lead them to Mordor!


Aims - Oct 01, 2009 3:47:31 pm PDT #24980 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nah - terrible snacks and the orcs make for some ugly camping.

OTOH, it *would* earn us the Middle Earth Exploring petal.


Aims - Oct 01, 2009 4:00:44 pm PDT #24981 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Heh.

"Mommy? May I have a bedtime snack and watch Strongbad?"

And all is right with the world.


erin_obscure - Oct 01, 2009 4:12:35 pm PDT #24982 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Cramps. WTF??? Today needs anti-Tito spray.


tommyrot - Oct 01, 2009 4:16:39 pm PDT #24983 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Mommy? May I have a bedtime snack and watch Strongbad?"

Awww....


Hil R. - Oct 01, 2009 4:23:51 pm PDT #24984 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I still feel dizzy. Dizzy is not fun.