Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Oct 01, 2009 3:22:23 pm PDT #24976 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And Shir, sweetie. {{{Shir and family}}} Much much love and health~~ma to you all.


Connie Neil - Oct 01, 2009 3:35:48 pm PDT #24977 of 30000
brillig

Twenty crazy girls, pulling and chattering and swinging and crazy and talking and giggling and crazy and hyper and bouncing and running and DID I MENTION THE CRAXY?!?!?!

Twenty??? I would think three-quarters of the job would be to make sure they didn't do any grievous harm to themselves or the world for however long they're with you.


Aims - Oct 01, 2009 3:37:22 pm PDT #24978 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Twenty. Twenty girls. All of them best friends and mortal enemies.

And one girl who is, I believe, emotionally impaired leading them all. That would be me.


billytea - Oct 01, 2009 3:44:09 pm PDT #24979 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

And one girl who is, I believe, emotionally impaired leading them all. That would be me.

Lead them to Mordor!


Aims - Oct 01, 2009 3:47:31 pm PDT #24980 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nah - terrible snacks and the orcs make for some ugly camping.

OTOH, it *would* earn us the Middle Earth Exploring petal.


Aims - Oct 01, 2009 4:00:44 pm PDT #24981 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Heh.

"Mommy? May I have a bedtime snack and watch Strongbad?"

And all is right with the world.


erin_obscure - Oct 01, 2009 4:12:35 pm PDT #24982 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Cramps. WTF??? Today needs anti-Tito spray.


tommyrot - Oct 01, 2009 4:16:39 pm PDT #24983 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Mommy? May I have a bedtime snack and watch Strongbad?"

Awww....


Hil R. - Oct 01, 2009 4:23:51 pm PDT #24984 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I still feel dizzy. Dizzy is not fun.


§ ita § - Oct 01, 2009 4:28:09 pm PDT #24985 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dizzy is not fun.

Do you remember when dizzy was enjoyable? When spinning around in circles was something you'd do to yourself for fun? I can't put myself back into that place either. I remember the first time I got the bed spins. Dizzy is no good. Sorry you're feeling it.