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Aims - Sep 25, 2009 6:28:04 am PDT #24356 of 30000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Note: This spoiler-fonted for Extreme Intimate Knowledge of Stuff. And I'm posting to rant a bit and not so much sympathy, cause really? Now I'm just mad.

So I went to my OB for a mid-cycle ultrasound on Tuesday. I told them that I had some symptoms of a UTI, but not severe. They did a urine test and said it was fine. Ultrasound showed four good cycts on my ovary, ready to release eggs. OB told me to go home, put Joe on lockdown for the next week and make with sexing every other day. We did it Tuesday night, skipped Wednesday which was my day 14 and also the day I got my egg-whites, did it again last night. This morning they call me and tell me that they did a culture and I *do* have some bacteria in my urine and that they are calling in Macrobid for me for 7 days. I asked if the AB's would affect my getting pregnant and they said to treat the infection first and wait until next month to try getting pregnant. Can a UTI really affect getting pregnant? Does anyone know of a baby I can just have? Cause seriously, I am so incredibly over this whole thing.

Jessica - Sep 25, 2009 6:31:02 am PDT #24357 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Aims, I think it's the other way around - vaginal sex can make a UTI much worse.

smonster - Sep 25, 2009 6:35:37 am PDT #24358 of 30000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, Aims. Grrr. If I spot any spare babies, I will totally snag one for you.

eta Steph, are you enjoying the books despite their grimness?

Aims - Sep 25, 2009 6:37:44 am PDT #24359 of 30000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

t bangs head on desk

Maybe I'll just get a new kitten.

tommyrot - Sep 25, 2009 6:39:32 am PDT #24360 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Maybe I'll just get a new kitten.

Cat college is far cheaper than human college.

Connie Neil - Sep 25, 2009 6:41:05 am PDT #24361 of 30000

brillig

There's lots of free-range babies in Utah, with apparently no one taking care of any of them. You want me to snag one and ship it to you?

Aims - Sep 25, 2009 6:42:14 am PDT #24362 of 30000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Connie, if you could grab two, that would be aces!! Preferrably one of each gender, but really, any gender will do.

Connie Neil - Sep 25, 2009 6:43:32 am PDT #24363 of 30000

brillig

You got it, lots of duct tape, bubble wrap, and breathing tubes. Maybe pack them in sponges and you can hose 'em off when they get there.

Steph L. - Sep 25, 2009 6:49:03 am PDT #24364 of 30000

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Steph, are you enjoying the books despite their grimness?

I am, yeah. After finishing the last one, I'm wondering if he's going to write more, because it was open-ended.

SailAweigh - Sep 25, 2009 7:02:56 am PDT #24365 of 30000

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

{{Seska, Girl and family}} Oy. Too damn much cancer going around, lately. ~ma to you all.

{{FredPete}} So sorry to hear about Rigatoni. I'm glad you were able to be there to comfort him at the end.

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