Early: You folks are all insane. Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Sep 24, 2009 10:30:08 am PDT #24274 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Oh, but I totally do.

::grabbyhands::

::runs for fire extinguisher::


Nora Deirdre - Sep 24, 2009 10:38:59 am PDT #24275 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

hey guys, I just got the following email from the guy who was hiring for my dream job (TM) a couple months ago, and who passed me over at that time:

I am writing to let you know that we have decided to repost the Staff Associate position in the Office of XXXX. Our initial search proved unsuccessful; we continue to look for the right person for that role. At this time we are eager to see what kind of response the posting elicits. If we decide to revisit your candidacy, I will be in touch.

I have drafted this email:

Thank you for your email, [HR guy]. I remain very interested in the position and would love to have the opportunity to come in and talk with you about the skills I possess that I really do believe would benefit the Office of XXXX.

Please know, in response to your previous feedback, that I have been working on documentation, communication, and training of high level processes and have been looking for other opportunities to take on demonstrable and professional writing projects.

I do hope you decide to revisit my candidacy. Thank you again for the update, however, regardless of your decision to do so or not.

What do we think? I want to play my hand perfectly- I really really want to be considered for this job again!


flea - Sep 24, 2009 10:41:40 am PDT #24276 of 30000
information libertarian

Re: Southern speakers, I find I have trouble following any accent that's unfamiliar to me, and it helps if people speak slower. So maybe it's just that your accent is unfamiliar. I often wish people with strong Southern accents would speak more slowly so I could follow better.


Vortex - Sep 24, 2009 10:41:40 am PDT #24277 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Sounds good to me, Nora! I'm in the same boat myself. Unfortunately, the guy that loved me isn't in the hiring position this go 'round.


Laga - Sep 24, 2009 10:53:51 am PDT #24278 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

The email looks great to me Nora but if you're looking for people to pick nits

demonstrable and professional writing projects.

sounds awkward to me. I'm not sure what a "demonstrable writing project" is.


Cass - Sep 24, 2009 11:08:27 am PDT #24279 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I am thinking something she can show a copy of? Or I'd suggest rewording.

That NowDoThis site is fantastic, smonster. At least it is for me Right Now because I am getting stuff done and now it's showing me something I don't want to do but can take care of in just a couple of minutes if I just ovary up.


Cass - Sep 24, 2009 11:08:57 am PDT #24280 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Productivity = run-on sentence like whoa.


WindSparrow - Sep 24, 2009 11:41:05 am PDT #24281 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

To honor all your increasing productivity, here is an ode to the joys of coffee en francais with English subtitles on YouTube: [link]


Aims - Sep 24, 2009 11:41:46 am PDT #24282 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Guess who just walked through half the office with the hem of her skirt tucked into the waistband of her panties??


Laura - Sep 24, 2009 11:42:51 am PDT #24283 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

At least there was panties.