You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Sep 24, 2009 9:42:17 am PDT #24264 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Heh. Admittedly, I may be making this up. To put my mind at rest, I'm off to see if the clip is still anywhere online...


Atropa - Sep 24, 2009 9:42:28 am PDT #24265 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli there is a very young, gothy parent of one of Liv's preschool classmates. She has a set of awesome Jack Skellington seat covers in her car. She's a cutiehead. Ima pimp your site to her.

Awwww! Thank you!


Connie Neil - Sep 24, 2009 9:44:13 am PDT #24266 of 30000
brillig

I find it frustrating to talk to some folks from the Carolinas and Georgia and such. They often say, "What did you say? You're talkin' too fast, hon." and I have to consciously speak slower. How do they watch TV if what I think is an average speech speed is too fast?

Or maybe that's the key to the prevalence of hyper-conservatism in the South--the liberals talk too fast, and if we slowed down the reasonable folks of the South would say, "Oh, yeah, that makes sense, sure, hon."

(Though I hate to be called hon)


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Sep 24, 2009 9:53:00 am PDT #24267 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

It was indeed Chain Reaction, and he was being interviewed by fellow comedian Frank Skinner, but the BBC took it down from iPlayer last week, so I cannot verify. Ah well. I definitely remember a comment about doing future tours in transvestite mode.

He also talked about how a big part of the reason he's stopped wearing women's clothes/makeup is that he can't get TV parts when he's dressed that way. Which strikes me as pretty shoddy (of TV producers).


erikaj - Sep 24, 2009 10:07:46 am PDT #24268 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

People from the East Coast think I speak too slowly and softly...Southerners can't keep up.(I guess that's what it sounds like not to sound like you're from somewhere.) I feel better about "hon" since the Baltimore thing.


smonster - Sep 24, 2009 10:09:47 am PDT #24269 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Of course, not all Southerners speak slowly.


erikaj - Sep 24, 2009 10:22:27 am PDT #24270 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

No, maybe just by comparison. In a few minutes, I'm gonna watch Rahm Emanuel on Charlie Rose...I wish I'd saved my (Apparently) freakiest thought about him for Bitches, because I posted somewhere recently that I think it's bad-ass that he still talks with his hands as much as his brothers, even with a half-middle finger(Obama's joke that this rendered him partially mute...I really did lol) But when I wrote that, nobody said anything. Although that is more of an imperfection than a disability, I think we need some of that in our mispocheh (I *do* understand that's not usually why people call him "shameless", however. But I like it.)


Cashmere - Sep 24, 2009 10:24:10 am PDT #24271 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Thanks for the heads up, erika!


Cass - Sep 24, 2009 10:27:09 am PDT #24272 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

You - YOU, JILLI - do *not* need cufflinks with which you can set people on FIRE.

Oh, but I totally do.

::grabbyhands::


erikaj - Sep 24, 2009 10:29:18 am PDT #24273 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

They're gonna have to dust off the bleep box. You're welcome, Cash. SOUND GUY: You do know this is *public* television, right? People don't get this excited around here.