I don't want to go to no stinkin' amusement park that doesn't have creepass looking gates that linger in the space between the uncanny valley and the mountains of madness.

Why do you think the Joker is always bedding down in abandoned amusement parks? Creep factor.

the mountains of madness

That would be a great name for a rollercoaster.

That would be a great name for a rollercoaster.

Oooh, and you'd have to go through the mouth of Cthulu with all the tentacles whipping around you madly. There'd be a constantly muttering whispering soundtrack and they'd pump in lots of low notes below the human threshold to build a sense of dread. Maybe some fish people.

Luna Park in Melbourne is pretty damn creepy, too, sans dust.

You couldn't pay me to walk through that portal.

You couldn't pay me to walk through that portal.

That's why it's good to have the tentacles to draw you in.

Alternatively, you could run through screaming with your eyes closed.

Eeep! Those are some scary pictures.

Instant Boss! I just downloaded that to try it with the boys, biggest one too. Thanks smonster!

I just downloaded that to try it with the boys

I just did a solid half-hour of work with it. This is a good start. Back to it in a minute when my 5-min break ends. Nice app, smonster - thanks for recommending it!

I like Instant Boss. It's simple, but useful.

The Ultimate Productivity Blog was pretty useful too. sticks out tongue at Scola

The internet seems to be conspiring to make me productive today, gmail is being wonky and I can no longer access facebook.