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Vortex - Sep 21, 2009 10:50:33 am PDT #23966 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Tesco's response, for those who haven't seen it:

Tesco said: "He hasn't been banned. Jedis are very welcome to shop in our stores although we would ask them to remove their hoods.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all appeared hoodless without ever going over to the Dark Side and we are only aware of the Emperor as one who never removed his hood.

"If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers."

sj - Sep 21, 2009 10:51:53 am PDT #23967 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy Birthday, Smonster!!!

Seska, I'm sorry for your loss.

{{{GC}}} I hope you find some relief for the back pain.

DavidS - Sep 21, 2009 10:52:08 am PDT #23968 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

"If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers."

Heh.

Polter-Cow - Sep 21, 2009 10:55:46 am PDT #23969 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Haaaa. That is an awesome response.

tommyrot - Sep 21, 2009 10:56:06 am PDT #23970 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all appeared hoodless without ever going over to the Dark Side and we are only aware of the Emperor as one who never removed his hood.

I like this subtle dig at the Jedi guy.

Ginger - Sep 21, 2009 10:56:13 am PDT #23971 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Dog update: He made a run for it. He is very wet.

Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Sep 21, 2009 10:58:11 am PDT #23972 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

The special offer comment is just awesome.

Steph L. - Sep 21, 2009 11:21:49 am PDT #23973 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Happy Birthday, smonster!

"Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all appeared hoodless without ever going over to the Dark Side and we are only aware of the Emperor as one who never removed his hood.

"If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers."

That's a thing of beauty.

Zenkitty - Sep 21, 2009 11:31:09 am PDT #23974 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

NoiseDesign, spaceships: do you have Andromeda Ascendant ?

Happy birthday, smonster!

sad for the loss of your little hamster, Seska, but wow. 4 years old. He's the Methuselah of hamsters.

Tesco's response on the Jedi thing was perfection.

Fred, glad to hear Rigatoni's kidney is back in play. Sending more kitty~ma for recovery.

Burrell - Sep 21, 2009 11:36:43 am PDT #23975 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday, smonster

And to GC, I'm sorry to hear you've entered into "that" phase of the pregnancy.

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