a problem is unsolvable only until Humanity swoops in and applies our patented Creative ThinkingTM to the situation and saves the day.

I think that's why I like the Asgard relationship with humanity in the Stargate 'Verse - they ask humans for help for fetch-n-carry, or because their opponent won't be interested in our low-brow tech, or because they need stupid ideas. But I suppose that might qualify under the "patented Creative ThinkingTM".

~ma for DJ's friend's mom, and to Fred's Rigatoni, and to omnis's dad.

I still miss getting an Easter Dress. I think I'll start again.

I still think of my nicest spring dress as my Easter Dress, in spite of not really celebrating Easter for the past 15 years.

Hey, Bitches. Popping in to ask if anyone has suggestions for dealing with antibiotic-related stomach yuckies? Besides yogurt. Not for me, for my sis.

There are probiotic tablets that you can buy at health food stores. That's the only option I know of besides yogurt.

Acidophilus from the health food store. Get a refrigerated one and be sure to keep it cold. Works like a charm. We go on it as soon as we go on the anti-b.

Larger drugstores (CVS et al.) have very good probiotics now that do not need to be refrigerated. The 2 brands I recommend are Enzymatic Therapy's Pearls (don't get the "YC" kind; get the Pearls or the IC Pearls), and the appallingly expensive but super-effective Align.

The thing is, they don't work right away, like taking Tylenol for a headache; it takes a good 2 weeks or more for the bacteria levels in the gut to get back to a more balanced place.

signed,
Oh My Fucking God I LOATHE IBS

Thanks for all the AB advice, y'all. Will pass it on.

Fred, that's terrible about Rigatoni. Kitty kidney~ma is winging northward.

Hippo birdies, Perkins!

If you have to say that you can't say something because people might think you're a racist? It's because you're racist.

Word.

Cereal - yeah, Steph, she has IBS, too. Bad enough where they thought she had Crohn's or colitis.

Cereal - yeah, Steph, she has IBS, too. Bad enough where they thought she had Crohn's or colitis.

Honestly, then IMO she should try the Align. It's actually undergone clinical trials that have shown it to be effective. My own anecdata match up with that.

My brother says that kombucha tea will also help with IBS. I have no official opinion on that yet, though I have started drinking kombucha.

Larger drugstores (CVS et al.) have very good probiotics now that do not need to be refrigerated. The 2 brands I recommend are Enzymatic Therapy's Pearls (don't get the "YC" kind; get the Pearls or the IC Pearls), and the appallingly expensive but super-effective Align.

You know my hippie mother is never going to buy that, right?

The thing is, they don't work right away, like taking Tylenol for a headache; it takes a good 2 weeks or more for the bacteria levels in the gut to get back to a more balanced place.

My 'like a charm' sense may be because I tend to take them all along.

anecdata

This is an awesome word. I just had to say.

You know my hippie mother is never going to buy that, right?

Does she drink kombucha? (I respect the hippies; I just like being able to buy my probiotics when I pick up my 2,000 prescriptions.)

The thing is, they don't work right away, like taking Tylenol for a headache; it takes a good 2 weeks or more for the bacteria levels in the gut to get back to a more balanced place.

My 'like a charm' sense may be because I tend to take them all along.

I've accepted that I probably need to do that, too, since my GI tract is like a bombed-out drug-dealer ghetto.

anecdata

This is an awesome word. I just had to say.

I stole it from someone/somewhere on the Internets.

Does she drink kombucha? (I respect the hippies; I just like being able to buy my probiotics when I pick up my 2,000 prescriptions.)

I know not.

After the first round of "not as good," however, she'll launch into her litany of things "the hippies have been doing all along that doctors are just now catching up with..."

That's actually a fun rant.