Hermanos! The devil has built a robot!

Numero Cinco ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Sep 17, 2009 5:45:11 am PDT #23521 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I still miss getting an Easter Dress. I think I'll start again.

I still think of my nicest spring dress as my Easter Dress, in spite of not really celebrating Easter for the past 15 years.


Steph L. - Sep 17, 2009 5:45:43 am PDT #23522 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Hey, Bitches. Popping in to ask if anyone has suggestions for dealing with antibiotic-related stomach yuckies? Besides yogurt. Not for me, for my sis.

There are probiotic tablets that you can buy at health food stores. That's the only option I know of besides yogurt.

Acidophilus from the health food store. Get a refrigerated one and be sure to keep it cold. Works like a charm. We go on it as soon as we go on the anti-b.

Larger drugstores (CVS et al.) have very good probiotics now that do not need to be refrigerated. The 2 brands I recommend are Enzymatic Therapy's Pearls (don't get the "YC" kind; get the Pearls or the IC Pearls), and the appallingly expensive but super-effective Align.

The thing is, they don't work right away, like taking Tylenol for a headache; it takes a good 2 weeks or more for the bacteria levels in the gut to get back to a more balanced place.

signed,
Oh My Fucking God I LOATHE IBS


smonster - Sep 17, 2009 5:48:30 am PDT #23523 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Thanks for all the AB advice, y'all. Will pass it on.

Fred, that's terrible about Rigatoni. Kitty kidney~ma is winging northward.

Hippo birdies, Perkins!

If you have to say that you can't say something because people might think you're a racist? It's because you're racist.

Word.


smonster - Sep 17, 2009 5:49:37 am PDT #23524 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Cereal - yeah, Steph, she has IBS, too. Bad enough where they thought she had Crohn's or colitis.


Steph L. - Sep 17, 2009 5:51:50 am PDT #23525 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Cereal - yeah, Steph, she has IBS, too. Bad enough where they thought she had Crohn's or colitis.

Honestly, then IMO she should try the Align. It's actually undergone clinical trials that have shown it to be effective. My own anecdata match up with that.

My brother says that kombucha tea will also help with IBS. I have no official opinion on that yet, though I have started drinking kombucha.


Trudy Booth - Sep 17, 2009 5:59:10 am PDT #23526 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Larger drugstores (CVS et al.) have very good probiotics now that do not need to be refrigerated. The 2 brands I recommend are Enzymatic Therapy's Pearls (don't get the "YC" kind; get the Pearls or the IC Pearls), and the appallingly expensive but super-effective Align.

You know my hippie mother is never going to buy that, right?

The thing is, they don't work right away, like taking Tylenol for a headache; it takes a good 2 weeks or more for the bacteria levels in the gut to get back to a more balanced place.

My 'like a charm' sense may be because I tend to take them all along.


Liese S. - Sep 17, 2009 6:00:24 am PDT #23527 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

anecdata

This is an awesome word. I just had to say.


Steph L. - Sep 17, 2009 6:03:51 am PDT #23528 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

You know my hippie mother is never going to buy that, right?

Does she drink kombucha? (I respect the hippies; I just like being able to buy my probiotics when I pick up my 2,000 prescriptions.)

The thing is, they don't work right away, like taking Tylenol for a headache; it takes a good 2 weeks or more for the bacteria levels in the gut to get back to a more balanced place.

My 'like a charm' sense may be because I tend to take them all along.

I've accepted that I probably need to do that, too, since my GI tract is like a bombed-out drug-dealer ghetto.

anecdata

This is an awesome word. I just had to say.

I stole it from someone/somewhere on the Internets.


Trudy Booth - Sep 17, 2009 6:07:25 am PDT #23529 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Does she drink kombucha? (I respect the hippies; I just like being able to buy my probiotics when I pick up my 2,000 prescriptions.)

I know not.

After the first round of "not as good," however, she'll launch into her litany of things "the hippies have been doing all along that doctors are just now catching up with..."

That's actually a fun rant.


StuntHusband - Sep 17, 2009 6:14:45 am PDT #23530 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

If we live in a world where we are only one of several sentient space-faring species, then we ARE NOT THAT FUCKING SPECIAL.

I kinda like Brin's UpLift books for this reason; the big impressive aliens come along, look at us bumbling around, and basically go, "Where are your owners? No-one gets to be like this accidentally; you have patrons, they're IRRESPONSIBLE, and now look at the mess you've made! Gah!"

For several books.

(I also like the idea of Kanten, which are large, ambulatory, intelligent broccoli - and the Tymbrymi, who are like the Joker, all the time, sans homicidal mania)