Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Sep 16, 2009 6:16:28 am PDT #23332 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Cheerleader Hunts and Kills 10 Foot Alligator

And she used a CROSSBOW.


smonster - Sep 16, 2009 6:17:54 am PDT #23333 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

::bites Trudy::

The 3 paycheck months, they are nice. Next one is December, for me.

I've got a potential roommate coming to look at the house tomorrow! It's a little more than he wants to pay (which is ridic b/c it's a BARGAIN considering the rental market here) but at this point I'm just happy to even get someone that far. It's been about a month and half that I've been looking. It's *never* been this hard to find a roommate before. WTF, world? I'm not a leper or a druggie...


WindSparrow - Sep 16, 2009 6:19:33 am PDT #23334 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Get daddy's glasses, Ryan, get 'em! Muahahahahaahah!

Punctuation for smonster, and for everyone else who wants some.

{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}

And also #@!!&ing *&%!ers !#%&faces

Hope that helps.


smonster - Sep 16, 2009 6:21:04 am PDT #23335 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Cheerleader Hunts and Kills 10 Foot Alligator

I love that she apparently put a bow in her hair to go gator huntin'.


Steph L. - Sep 16, 2009 6:21:21 am PDT #23336 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'm not a leper or a druggie...

Okay, but make sure to hide your crackpipes anyway.


Trudy Booth - Sep 16, 2009 6:21:47 am PDT #23337 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Was it a DEMON aligtor?


Trudy Booth - Sep 16, 2009 6:24:38 am PDT #23338 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I've got a potential roommate coming to look at the house tomorrow! It's a little more than he wants to pay (which is ridic b/c it's a BARGAIN considering the rental market here) but at this point I'm just happy to even get someone that far. It's been about a month and half that I've been looking. It's *never* been this hard to find a roommate before. WTF, world? I'm not a leper or a druggie...

I had the very same sitch last time I roomie hunted. (Maybe I should have worn a bow?) He and I cut a deal where the amount of his utilities is fixed. I'm happy to eat the occasional difference rather than have gone a month or two without a roomie. And he's never there.


DavidS - Sep 16, 2009 6:28:29 am PDT #23339 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

New Ryan milestone: today, he grabbed my glasses for the first time. I am certain it won't be the last.

Emmett broke two of my glasses in his baby and toddler days. I even switched to contacts for a couple years.


smonster - Sep 16, 2009 6:29:36 am PDT #23340 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Yeah, Trudy, I suspect he may refuse to pay for half the cable bill b/c he claims he doesn't watch tv. That would suck, but right now I'll take it. And it doesn't sound like he'll be there much, either. I think his actual words were "like a ghost."


Barb - Sep 16, 2009 6:32:25 am PDT #23341 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I gave up wearing hoop or dangly earrings until my kids were well into toddlerhood.

Of course, that didn't stop Abby from nearly rendering me blind by clawing at my eye ten days post-surgery (accidentally-- she lost her balance and I was Right There).