Pfah. Not possible. Ryan was just born, like, last Tuesday.
Yeah, I know, but if he's going to cook for us he needs to understand what he's aiming for, y'know?
Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.
Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Sep 16, 2009 4:55:04 am PDT #23322 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Sparky1 - Sep 16, 2009 5:06:27 am PDT #23323 of 30000
Librarian Warlord
Oi. I post transcripts of a class to a website. I'm supposed to receive copies of the transcripts, but since I hadn't gotten any for a week, I asked the company what was going on. The boss there decided it was too difficult for him to "monitor the transcriptionists" to make sure they sent transcripts to me and to the deaf student for whom they are prepared, and so they just stopped.
::headdesk::
sj - Sep 16, 2009 5:09:04 am PDT #23324 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Yay, Aims's sis!
I love Ryan updates. So adorable!
JZ - Sep 16, 2009 5:25:06 am PDT #23325 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
What the fucking fuck, Sparky? They just stopped? And this is a company, as in a supposed group of professional grown-up people conducting a business for pay, and they just stopped because it was too hard for the boss to behave in a boss-like fashion? That's utterly HULK SMASH.
Shit, send the damn transcripts to me. I'll do 'em, no lame excuses.
I mean, shit.
smonster - Sep 16, 2009 5:27:42 am PDT #23326 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Aims, that is so wonderful!
Ryan, eating solid food already? Unpossible.
Sparky, that's just ludicrous. What is that student supposed to do?
It's interesting how much better I start to feel once I admit, well, how bad I feel. It feels like admitting a relapse, or something. "Hi, I'm smonster, and I'm really fucking depressed. Again."
Trudy Booth - Sep 16, 2009 5:58:23 am PDT #23327 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Brenda, its a bee-yotch to have to move your auto-pays around, but the every-two-week paycheck means that twice a year you hit months where you have three pay checks. And those are awesome months.
Aims, that ROCKS
Sparky, that sucks
::bites smonster::
Steph L. - Sep 16, 2009 5:59:53 am PDT #23328 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
twice a year you hit months where you have three pay checks. And those are awesome months.
Ah, the Months of Three Paychecks. Truly, they are golden months.
Trudy Booth - Sep 16, 2009 6:01:39 am PDT #23329 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
It's like exta money.
"All your beginning of month bills are paid? All your mid-month bills are paid? Here, have another paycheck! Go ON! You deserve it!"
Connie Neil - Sep 16, 2009 6:09:02 am PDT #23330 of 30000
brillig
Ah, the Months of Three Paychecks. Truly, they are golden months.
Wrod
tommyrot - Sep 16, 2009 6:13:53 am PDT #23331 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, I get paid once a month. But I still have two golden months - Dec. (xmas bonus) and Feb. (tax refund).