It's been cheering me up all day, anyway.
Head trauma = comedy gold.
Zoe: Nobody's saying that, sir. Wash: Yeah, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Sep 13, 2009 8:59:27 am PDT #22899 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Shir - Sep 13, 2009 9:10:14 am PDT #22900 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Happy birthday, billytea!
Oh, Nora. Bubblewrap~ma to your grandmother, and {{}} to you.
ChiKat - Sep 13, 2009 9:17:10 am PDT #22901 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
{{Nora}} You're grandmother needs to stay upright for a few days at least. Heavens.
Yay, Shir! I hope you hear a big YES very soon.
ERIN!!! Go you! So happy for you and Dan.
Polter-Cow - Sep 13, 2009 9:52:40 am PDT #22902 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Yeah.
So apparently my awkward and rambly voicemail was not endearing, and my current potential future wife is now none of those things. This after getting vaguely excited about her but then realizing that none of the girls my parents have set me up with have actually liked me.
They've given up and have decided that a girl from India is more likely to accept me in alfm sdkl thgggdfion
Shit, I'm crying, and I'm supposed to be working and being productive.
-t - Sep 13, 2009 10:03:32 am PDT #22903 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I'm sorry, P-C. Did you two even meet? Remember all the people who do like you, don't go thinking we're all wrong!
Polter-Cow - Sep 13, 2009 10:07:41 am PDT #22904 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Did you two even meet?
No.
Remember all the people who do like you, don't go thinking we're all wrong!
Yeah, but you don't want to marry me. Well, Trudy might, for the lulz.
-t - Sep 13, 2009 10:17:14 am PDT #22905 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Women who have never met you not wanting to marry you doesn't really say anything about you, is all I'm saying. Having a good cry and being a little bitter I can understand.
omnis_audis - Sep 13, 2009 10:24:29 am PDT #22906 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Yay Erin!!
{{{ Nora & G'ma & family}}}
Happy b-day gamemeister Billy Tea!!!
Shir, shifting from interview~ma to get-the-gig~ma!! Sounds encouraging!!
P-C, can a family member lobby for you. Try to arrange a f2f? Maybe that will help her see you are a swell guy. Say to family "I really like her, but I think I messed up".
DavidS - Sep 13, 2009 11:00:34 am PDT #22907 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm sorry, P-C. I was thinking the voicemail was a bad idea. Didn't you ever see the movie Swingers?
Polter-Cow - Sep 13, 2009 11:21:29 am PDT #22908 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
No, not yet.
The official answer is that she's not ready yet, she wants to focus on her studies, so it could just be a coincidence that she's backing out after I leave a stupid voicemail.
And now I'm being told to grow up and only leave "Hi, please call me back" voicemails and also have a regular voicemail greeting because wanting a creative voicemail greeting is not a grown-up thing. I don't know why I bother to fight them on this since no one ever calls me but them anyway, so it's not like anyone ever gets to appreciate my voicemail greetings.