Happy Birthday, billytea!
I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
Cheese Man ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laura - Sep 13, 2009 8:39:21 am PDT #22896 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
-t - Sep 13, 2009 8:42:42 am PDT #22897 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Happy birthday billtea and happy day-after-your-birthday Polter-Cow and happy day one and all.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Sep 13, 2009 8:43:11 am PDT #22898 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
"Self-referential comedy is getting a bit dull," said The Girl (after laughing a lot) when I showed her this.
From 2008, John Cleese on science: [link]
It's been cheering me up all day, anyway.
DavidS - Sep 13, 2009 8:59:27 am PDT #22899 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
It's been cheering me up all day, anyway.
Head trauma = comedy gold.
Shir - Sep 13, 2009 9:10:14 am PDT #22900 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Happy birthday, billytea!
Oh, Nora. Bubblewrap~ma to your grandmother, and {{}} to you.
ChiKat - Sep 13, 2009 9:17:10 am PDT #22901 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
{{Nora}} You're grandmother needs to stay upright for a few days at least. Heavens.
Yay, Shir! I hope you hear a big YES very soon.
ERIN!!! Go you! So happy for you and Dan.
Polter-Cow - Sep 13, 2009 9:52:40 am PDT #22902 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Yeah.
So apparently my awkward and rambly voicemail was not endearing, and my current potential future wife is now none of those things. This after getting vaguely excited about her but then realizing that none of the girls my parents have set me up with have actually liked me.
They've given up and have decided that a girl from India is more likely to accept me in alfm sdkl thgggdfion
Shit, I'm crying, and I'm supposed to be working and being productive.
-t - Sep 13, 2009 10:03:32 am PDT #22903 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I'm sorry, P-C. Did you two even meet? Remember all the people who do like you, don't go thinking we're all wrong!
Polter-Cow - Sep 13, 2009 10:07:41 am PDT #22904 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Did you two even meet?
No.
Remember all the people who do like you, don't go thinking we're all wrong!
Yeah, but you don't want to marry me. Well, Trudy might, for the lulz.
-t - Sep 13, 2009 10:17:14 am PDT #22905 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Women who have never met you not wanting to marry you doesn't really say anything about you, is all I'm saying. Having a good cry and being a little bitter I can understand.