Kristin, a friend of mine in Texas was complaining about that earlier. In Texas, it should take you thirty minutes to read that shit.
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Polter-Cow - Sep 05, 2009 12:27:38 pm PDT #21962 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Pix - Sep 05, 2009 12:30:59 pm PDT #21963 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
Thirty minutes?? Good gods. No thanks. Twenty is stupid enough. I've decided to amuse myself by sharing tidbits of traffic school wisdom with you all:
Did you know that one way to calm down a driver with road rage if you are his/her passenger is to "talk about positive, pleasant subjects"?
No, really.
smonster - Sep 05, 2009 12:33:28 pm PDT #21964 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Kristin, what a PITA.
I am still slounging chez KBD. I think dinner needs to happen soon. We've both been futzing with our smartphones with tennis in the background.
Pix - Sep 05, 2009 12:43:09 pm PDT #21965 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
Oh dear. This second page has been a giant list of minutia about lighting and brake law, such as:
(a) This bill amends the minimum height requirement for red fog tail lamps to not lower than 12 inches (previously 15 inches) or higher than 60 inches.
ETA: Also, did you know that "the main purpose of the tires is to control the vehicle in turning and stopping situations"? t headdesk
Polter-Cow - Sep 05, 2009 12:46:46 pm PDT #21966 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Ha ha ha ha. This is so informative!
Pix - Sep 05, 2009 12:49:21 pm PDT #21967 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
...and I spoke too soon. Apparently this second page of facts should have taken me FORTY minutes to read. I have 26 minutes left to wait now.
Barb - Sep 05, 2009 12:52:16 pm PDT #21968 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Oh lord, Pix, that is the worst. I had to do a similar test for a ticket here in Florida a couple of years ago and it was my ida of hell.
omnis_audis - Sep 05, 2009 12:53:29 pm PDT #21969 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Pix, with the 18 extra minutes per page, you can calculate the savings from car insurance, then plot where that money can be used. Pay down loans, extra large payment on the car. New shoes. Honeymoon!! Oo this is getting fun. Don't forget, those insurance savings are for 3 years! Lots of scheming you can do.
t sunny side of the street
Pix - Sep 05, 2009 12:54:01 pm PDT #21970 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
Oh Omnis, have I told you lately that you are my sunshine, my only sunshine?
ETA: And I've decided to re-play Fable II in between pages.
Jessica - Sep 05, 2009 12:59:23 pm PDT #21971 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
ETA: Also, did you know that "the main purpose of the tires is to control the vehicle in turning and stopping situations"?
Wait, WHAT?? This test is way over my head.