Was that wedding from the new Harry Potter series or something? Careful, those rings have a Screamer from the -inlaws.
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
So ... a new meaning for the phrase "shotgun wedding"?
The bride is a best-selling romance author. She is currently working on her tenth novel.
This is what I'm dying to know.
flower-filled dungeon
I assume this just means that flowers figured heavily into the decor for the event, but is anyone else picturing the dungeon full of flowers like a big wedding ball pool?
Should I reveal the names of bride and groom? it's not like it's a secret ....
Barb - [link]
I want a wife.
I hate to cook, I hate to clean, and I'm not any good at doing either one, anyway. I hate running errands and doing chores, and I work 12-14 hours most days; I'm too tired to do anything I don't absolutely have to do. I could support another person, if I saved the money I'm currently paying for cleaning service and take-out, and stopped buying shoes I don't need, I could afford food-n-stuff for another person. And I have a car that's paid off, too, in case they need a car. And a second bedroom, in case we don't want to sleep together. As long as they like cats and sci-fi, we'd be fine.
If my wife were a hot guy, that would be okay, too.
What would have happened if the owl flew away with the rings? A sign from God/Mother Nature not to get married?
Didn't we just establish yesterday that owls are untrustworthy?
Actually, I would love a wedding like that. Even the owl, if s/he were trustworthy.
Didn't we just establish yesterday that owls are untrustworthy?
You're right! The owl would probably trade the rings for a Tootsie Pop.