You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


P.M. Marc - Sep 02, 2009 8:46:49 am PDT #21644 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Is that the Canadian side? Because I can imagine they'd be British-ish culturally.

There is no single Canadian side. Both my parents are Canadian. They met in Vancouver while Mother was at Royal Columbian and Dad was at UBC. Blind date. True facts!

Mother's side was the more rural of the two, though. Dad's family moved back and forth between Vancouver Island and Vancouver. They were at least acquainted with running water and indoor plumbing. And, quite possibly, dentists. I'd have to ask Dad about that.


smonster - Sep 02, 2009 8:47:35 am PDT #21645 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Aww, heck, erika, I'm proud. Don't really care what gets you there, as long as you get there. *g* (Adrian - tiny, tiny check is in the mail)


Kathy A - Sep 02, 2009 8:49:54 am PDT #21646 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

It was not uncommon for carriers to ditch their mail instead of delivering it.

Happens in Chicago all the time!


Barb - Sep 02, 2009 8:52:35 am PDT #21647 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Aims! Aims! Very Very odd casting for a regional theatre production of Steel Magnolias.

Cathy Rigby AKA perky American gymnast turned actress who did Peter Pan forever as M'Lynn.

Michael Learned, AKA Ma Walton, as Ouiser.

Brain is spinning...


Toddson - Sep 02, 2009 8:54:24 am PDT #21648 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Every few years there'll be a story about some mail carrier who turns out to have been either throwing away or hoarding mail they didn't feel like delivering. Years ago there was a story about an entire rail car full of mail that had gotten misplaced and left on a siding for YEARS.

And, catching up:

I didn't know there was anyone alive who knew less about that shit than me.

There's always John McCain ... although his being alive has been questioned.

And Sparky isn't plain evil - she's PRETTY evil.

The local paper had a story about Disney buying Marvel, with a bunch of humorous things that might come out of the merger, including: Beauty has a new Beast. His name's Thor. His hammer's enormous.

(waits for the snorfles)


Steph L. - Sep 02, 2009 9:04:41 am PDT #21649 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The hammer is his penis.


DavidS - Sep 02, 2009 9:05:52 am PDT #21650 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The hammer is his penis.

Is it a ballpeen hammer? Because that has "ball" and "peen" right in the name and is hence more amusingly genitalacious.


smonster - Sep 02, 2009 9:06:31 am PDT #21651 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

::snorfles::


erikaj - Sep 02, 2009 9:06:49 am PDT #21652 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Hee, Toddson. Mos def. Smonster, you'd probably make him nostalgic for his indie-festival film period where tiny checks were probably the order of the day. Some women work out for their crushes. I use less water(Adrian), learn about the designated hitter(Keith) and where Chechnya is(Rachel) Pointless unsated lust is apparently very good for my knowledge base, if not my peace of mind.


Steph L. - Sep 02, 2009 9:08:48 am PDT #21653 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The hammer is his penis.

Is it a ballpeen hammer? Because that has "ball" and "peen" right in the name and is hence more amusingly genitalacious.

True dat. But Thor's hammer was not a ballpeen, IIRC. (Nor was Captain Hammer's, who I was quoting.)