No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Feb 27, 2009 4:48:04 am PST #2131 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

just an idea ....

Holy shit! That's awful! It's not going *that* badly! Though, I think my fever's back. Naptime!


Strix - Feb 27, 2009 5:50:47 am PST #2132 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hi! I skipped utterly.

I am back, sans uterus and other girly parts! Went ok, except when they opened me up, I was chock-full of sticky adhesions and they basically had to scrape everything out.

OWOWOWOW.

And then I spiked a 103 fever and had to spend an extra day in the hospital, boo hiss.

But I stayed with my folks, and yesterday I came HOME, which is utterly blissful, and am trying -- slowly -- to catch up.

How's everyone?


Sparky1 - Feb 27, 2009 5:52:54 am PST #2133 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Erin, I'm glad you're out of the hospital, home and on the road to recovery. Welcome back!


Trudy Booth - Feb 27, 2009 6:03:27 am PST #2134 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Oh Erin!

You are going to feel SO much better now. This has got to be an enormous relief.


Emily - Feb 27, 2009 6:10:20 am PST #2135 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Erin! So glad to see you!

You're better off without it -- it caused you nothing but trouble, girlfriend.


Calli - Feb 27, 2009 6:18:19 am PST #2136 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm glad you're home, Erin!

Emily, my dad said something similar to me, once. I was tempted to go into a long discussion about male/female excretion differences, but decided just ignoring him was the best route. Luckily, I didn't live with him at that point.


Laura - Feb 27, 2009 6:26:20 am PST #2137 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Erin! Welcome home, sweety. Also, what Emily said about the annoying girly parts.


Fay - Feb 27, 2009 6:31:12 am PST #2138 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Oh, Erin, hon. Recovery-ma to you, lovely.


Strix - Feb 27, 2009 6:36:58 am PST #2139 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I already don't miss them. I have a teeny clear estrogen patch and it seems to be working just fine. I am down to one Vicodin, though, and wondering if I should call my doc and see if I can get some more, or something different, cause morning and post-walking or stairs is still YEOUCH.

How's everyone doing?!


Liese S. - Feb 27, 2009 6:39:44 am PST #2140 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Welcome home, Erin! Recuperate!

I love that story about your dad, brenda. And love that you did get the job, making it all worthwhile! Hee.