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Willow ,'End of Days'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Aug 28, 2009 3:23:35 am PDT #21128 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

I went to bed cranky and woke up cranky. We share a driveway with our neighbors and we all agreed to have a drainage issue fixed, but the fix the guy came up with has ended up with us having all the water drain onto our property. Every time, the guy has told us what he intends to do, I say "that will mean the water will go here, and that's not acceptable" and he tells me I'm wrong. Next rainstorm proves I'm right. I am not the daughter of a geotechnical engineer for nothin'.

Anyway, yesterday I came home to a muddy ditch that he dug, when we agreed on a swale. I suspect he thinks I don't know what a swale is, but he is about to find out how wrong he is.


flea - Aug 28, 2009 3:25:17 am PDT #21129 of 30000
information libertarian

Sometimes I think if Vortex and Sparky joined forces they could take over the known universe.


Sparky1 - Aug 28, 2009 3:26:18 am PDT #21130 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

pop tarts:

I love the pouting! And the way my girl talks to my boob before she nurses.

K has a doctor's appointment today because the DH thinks her eyes are not tracking equally (I can't see it) and because of some flat head that seems to be starting. Poor squishy noodle girl.

Eta: We might be able to take over the universe, but I'm not sure we'd want to. It's messy.

How's Casper feeling this a.m., flea?


billytea - Aug 28, 2009 3:33:22 am PDT #21131 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I love the pouting! And the way my girl talks to my boob before she nurses.

Hee. This is not something I have to deal with. Ryan does get very talkative when he's having his nappy changed, though.

K has a doctor's appointment today because the DH thinks her eyes are not tracking equally (I can't see it) and because of some flat head that seems to be starting. Poor squishy noodle girl.

I was concerned about flat head with Ryan. Apparently it's not uncommon with Chinese babies. We've been assured he's doing ok, though.


Sparky1 - Aug 28, 2009 3:36:48 am PDT #21132 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

I think flat head has become much more common with the instructions to have children sleep on their back. I'm not really worried, but figure we might as well ask so long as she was going to be there for reassurance about her eyes, too.

My DH is sensitive about eye issues, since his mother had amblyopia.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 28, 2009 4:14:09 am PDT #21133 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I take Benadryl every night before bed. It's the only way I can sleep through the night.


sj - Aug 28, 2009 4:17:06 am PDT #21134 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I love baby pouty faces. The baby we sit for is particularly good at it.

Sparky, good luck with the appointment.


Jessica - Aug 28, 2009 4:18:27 am PDT #21135 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Amby hammock! No mattress = no flat head.

From what I've read, the biggest hurdle with medical marijuana is that you have to smoke it, which makes politicians twitchy.


smonster - Aug 28, 2009 4:33:14 am PDT #21136 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

From what I've read, the biggest hurdle with medical marijuana is that you have to smoke it, which makes politicians twitchy.

Well, you can vaporize it, but that's a lot like smoking, I guess. It's still inhaling, just without the smoke.

Gronklies, y'all.

Head and eye-ma to K, negotiation-ma to P-C, etc.


Sparky1 - Aug 28, 2009 4:48:22 am PDT #21137 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Amby hammock!

We have an Amby, but she sleeps with her head tilted to one side every night. She's been spending as much time during the day in the Bumbo seat as she can stand so her head isn't being smooshed by anything.