Dear Self,
Do not ever, ever, EVER take an Ambien and then wander into the living room "just to hang out for a few minutes" with your lovely fiance and his friend. You will end up babbling nonsensically about the benefits of Ambien, refusing (belligerently) to go to bed despite gentle suggestions, falling asleep on the floor, and eventually having to be wrangled into bed by aforementioned lovely fiance. You will also have no memory of this until told about it the next day and will be suitably mortified.
Love and headdesks,
Me
Is there a video of this?
I'm going to learn to sail in the next year, and then maybe buy a boat.
I would love to do that. Partially because I live a block away from a marina, and partially because the few times I've gone sailing as a passenger it was so fun. We joke that DH could take a boat to work, since that is also right by a marina, though it's a lot farther by waterway and the temptation to just not go in would be, I suspect, too strong.
oh dear, Kristin. I'm sure both your wonderful fiance and his friend understand that ambien makes people do very strange things. It's not like you passed out drunk.
Is there a video of this?
Thank the gods, no. I am completely mortified that I did this in front of Drew's friend Scott, though, because he doesn't know me all that well. So. Embarrassed.
Do not ever, ever, EVER take an Ambien and then wander into the living room "just to hang out for a few minutes" with your lovely fiance and his friend. You will end up babbling nonsensically about the benefits of Ambien, refusing (belligerently) to go to bed despite gentle suggestions, falling asleep on the floor, and eventually having to be wrangled into bed by aforementioned lovely fiance. You will also have no memory of this until told about it the next day and will be suitably mortified.
Ambien is a GoDirectlyToBed pill. Seriously.
Been there, had to apologize for that.
It's not like you passed out drunk.
It's worse. I mean, I've heard. My conversations are not my own when I've stayed up with Ambien.
It's worse. I mean, I've heard. My conversations are not my own when I've stayed up with Ambien.
THIS. So very this. Seriously, it makes you sound like a crazy person. And by "you," I mean "me."
Been there, had to apologize for that.
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this so much.
It is possible that I have, um, seduced my husband while on ambien and thought I dreamed the whole thing the next morning.
Scrappy, my sistah!!! I have done the same thing! I might have also had to ask Drew whether or not "anything happened" and had to take his word for it.
That shit is crazy.
A godsend when insomnia strikes, but crazy.
Now I've got Kichen Nightmares on and a Welsh husband and wife team are screaming at each other and I keep wanting the wife to shout, "I CATCH ALIENS!"
edit: omg, she's shouted herself hoarse. The husband took her outside to try to calm her down and she said, "don't try and be reasonable!" These guys make my marriage look sane.
