Now I've got Kichen Nightmares on and a Welsh husband and wife team are screaming at each other and I keep wanting the wife to shout, "I CATCH ALIENS!"

edit: omg, she's shouted herself hoarse. The husband took her outside to try to calm her down and she said, "don't try and be reasonable!" These guys make my marriage look sane.

Anyone want to help me pick out cupcakes? (For family Rosh Hashanah dinner. The cupcake-choosing has been delegated to me.) Which of these look best? [link]

Oh Hil, those look YUM. I like the snowball and the strawberry ones.

Those all look fantastic, Hil. How many different kinds were you planning on? For me I'd pick Blueberry Earl Grey. For kids I'd choose Old Skool and for a general crowd pleaser I'd pick Dark Side.

Not sure. My mom wants to get a dozen, and I guess a mix of kinds. Maybe just one of each would be easiest, though the Blueberry Earl Grey one doesn't look too good to me, and I don't think I'd like the fluffernutter, but I'm pretty sure somebody would.

I'm weird for tea.

{drool} Those all look nommy-licious. I would very much like to try one of the blueberry earl grey but that seems like more of a morning cupcake ;) The chocolate sundae is gorgeous.

On Mondays, they have watermelon flavored cupcakes. I'm unsure about those. (But I've got to pick from the Thursday selection, anyway.) I think I'm leaning toward one of each.

variety is always a good way to go with cupcakes. The more, the better.

Oh, and according to this quiz from an abstinence-only curriculum website, I don't respect myself and might be a slut. [link] (I really really want to know why wearing the modest version of a popular fashion counts as better than wearing what you want to wear -- which, in the example given, is still modest -- and why a guy who is a "gentleman" is better than one who's respectful and fun to hang out with.)