Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Aug 21, 2009 1:03:07 pm PDT #20390 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Sign #1 I live in Minnesota, a headline:

Man robs Burnsville bank and isn't very nice about it

Sign #2 I live in RURAL Minnesota, police report excerpts:

3:01 p.m., damage to cornfield from someone driving through it in the 11000 block of Union Lake Trail.

10:22 p.m., just south of the person calling, gunfire shots of 10 rounds, then some time passed and there were five more, then another seven-eight rounds, caller believes it was from a handgun in the 22000 block of Albers Avenue. [note: edge of town with cornfields beyond]

Incidentally the last actually turned out to be a group of buddies trying to shoot bats flying in the trees with shotguns.

Not all hunters are responsible.


Steph L. - Aug 21, 2009 1:08:00 pm PDT #20391 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

This is either creepy synchronicity, or my brother lurks here:

We're going up to visit him, leaving tonight. When I talked to him today, he said, "I thought that one day I could take you and [The Boy] to the shooting range up the street...is [The Boy] okay with guns?"

After I stopped laughing, I told him that yes, The Boy is okay with guns. My brother said, "Cool. We can go any time, since I'm a member."

My brother is Dale Gribble.


Laura - Aug 21, 2009 1:11:04 pm PDT #20392 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Grandtoddler knew who her intended audience was.

I was babysitting for my (spoiled rotten) nephew when he pointed to the MacDonald's and started chanting FRIES. When I declined to stop he started howling. I calmly looked at him and said, "that doesn't work on me." He stopped instantly.

Washer repairs don't work well for me. I'd fix a dozen dryers before tackling the washer again. Too many parts.


StuntHusband - Aug 21, 2009 1:35:22 pm PDT #20393 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

I never learned to fix anything; as a very precocious/destructive child, I learned to disassemble things.

Putting them back together was never as interesting.

This life-philosophy has been expensive and damaging to my long-term prospects, but very satisfying.


Aims - Aug 21, 2009 1:43:16 pm PDT #20394 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Got my haircut!! [link]


askye - Aug 21, 2009 1:45:27 pm PDT #20395 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

So work today was interesting. It's weird how I can find out all kinds of inter personal stuff but I'm usually slow learning the big news.

There's some big meeting this weekend about the budget and lots of people are freaked about jobs being cut. According to what I've heard there haven't been layoffs before, even in the 80s but times are different. I think my job is secure but some generalized job ma will be good.

One thing I'm going to do is talk to my boss about doing some archiving that's tied into one of my responsibilities. It's not really important but it's something I could do that will need to be done some time so I'll always have something to do, but low enough priority that I can help out other departments as needed.


Laura - Aug 21, 2009 1:50:07 pm PDT #20396 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Sassy pretty Aims!


omnis_audis - Aug 21, 2009 1:57:37 pm PDT #20397 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Yikes! Beatles deluxe comes with bass, drums, mic. I have a Les Paul GH controller that will work. Do I need another guitar for the party? Or does the game assume you will playing with one of the fab 4??


Glamcookie - Aug 21, 2009 2:05:18 pm PDT #20398 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

In mid-pedicure - I went with Brand New Skates. Looks v pretty in the bottle.


Barb - Aug 21, 2009 2:42:19 pm PDT #20399 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Pretty Aims!