Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gudanov - Aug 20, 2009 11:03:56 am PDT #20195 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

No weapons in our house until Leif has moved out.


Typo Boy - Aug 20, 2009 11:09:14 am PDT #20196 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I would never have a gun in the house until they invent one that would magically only appear after I've had my first daily dose of caffeine.


javachik - Aug 20, 2009 11:12:05 am PDT #20197 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I've got Wüsthofs.


Vortex - Aug 20, 2009 11:13:07 am PDT #20198 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

This is why I own a big ass baseball bat. Not that it's going to stop a gun totin' crazy, mind you, but it's at least a different form of violence that doesn't buy into their crazy.

I keep my maglite by my bed. Not only is it good in a power cut, but it packs a wallop like a sonofabitch.


Sean K - Aug 20, 2009 11:13:57 am PDT #20199 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

No weapons in our house until Leif has moved out.

Seriously loving Gud right now.


omnis_audis - Aug 20, 2009 11:15:35 am PDT #20200 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I'm good. I'm really, really good.
We knew that!
Now, if I could only write the preface and not the abstract over and over, it would be fucking great.
"Be prepared to be amazed!". Short. Sweet. And tells the truth. Best preface EVER!

Still torn.
If it helps any, I'm a pacifist who owns guns. And knives. The knives I use with work, and Boy Scouts got me in the habit of always carrying one. The guns. Well. Not many recreational sports that don't require running/jumping. It was one I could do. Although, 9/11 really did make me question what/why I would grab a gun. Thankfully there was nobody storming the beach that was 2 blocks away. Not sure my brain could handle that.


Gudanov - Aug 20, 2009 11:17:00 am PDT #20201 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Seriously loving Gud right now.

IJS, the little bugger would figure out how to defeat any security we could come up with. He can combine creativity and intelligence with terrifying effectiveness.


brenda m - Aug 20, 2009 11:19:28 am PDT #20202 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

It's already going to be a miracle if I make it through the day without punching someone in the face. I don't need to be armed.


Steph L. - Aug 20, 2009 11:19:32 am PDT #20203 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The guns. Well. Not many recreational sports that don't require running/jumping.

See, I don't view shooting as a recreational sport, although I realize the Olympics and the entire NRA disagree with me.


§ ita § - Aug 20, 2009 11:21:01 am PDT #20204 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't view shooting as a recreational sport

Why not? Is it because it's not physically involved enough to count as a sport? Do you rank archery as a sport? But that involves a lot more muscle.