Take jobs as they come -- and we'll never be under the heel of nobody ever again. No matter how long the arm of the Alliance might get, we'll just get ourselves a little further.

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Aug 20, 2009 5:42:34 am PDT #20149 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

My officemate is a Democrat and also a hunter, and thus owns several guns. I think he's the only person I know who's ever told me that he owns a gun.

Maybe republican gun collectors are afraid Obama's going to have them on a list if they let you know?

Then there's the guys showing up at Obama's visits in Arizona toting their assault rifles over their shoulders.

I DO want those guys on a list. That's bad taste, and therefore a mockable offense.


DCJensen - Aug 20, 2009 5:45:24 am PDT #20150 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I'm cannot help but imitating the accent of the person I'm speaking with.

Shir is me.

I am she as you are she as you are me and we are all together.


smonster - Aug 20, 2009 6:02:03 am PDT #20151 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Me too with the accent changing thing. I once left my parents a ridiculous and long British-inflected voicemail after watching An Ideal Husband.


Calli - Aug 20, 2009 6:07:01 am PDT #20152 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Maybe republican gun collectors are afraid Obama's going to have them on a list if they let you know?

Silly republicans. I'm the one keeping the list for Obama. (No exceptions! The first name on the list is my nephew's.)


Hil R. - Aug 20, 2009 6:10:51 am PDT #20153 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just put down a set of those interlocking foam tiles in my kitchen, and it makes a huge difference in how long I can comfortably stand there.


Vortex - Aug 20, 2009 6:11:45 am PDT #20154 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Where did you get yours, Hil?


Hil R. - Aug 20, 2009 6:13:29 am PDT #20155 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Amazon. It's the kind that's marketed for kids' playrooms. It's the exact same stuff as the kind that's marketed for kitchens, except in fun colors instead of just gray and black.


Trudy Booth - Aug 20, 2009 6:14:07 am PDT #20156 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I've noticed that during the Bush years liberals would talk about moving to Canada. During the Obama months conservatives have talked about armed rebellion...

I'll go with seekrit option f) The Soviet Union is no longer an option.

If it were it really would have been easier to continually and loudly compare that last administration to the KGB. There's no Godwin's Law for Stalin, people.


Hil R. - Aug 20, 2009 6:16:11 am PDT #20157 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

This is the one I bought: [link]


Barb - Aug 20, 2009 6:23:20 am PDT #20158 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

"Whereas 'baby fishmouth' is sweeping the nation."

::loves Tep::

IOmememeN, I'm desperate for some relative peace and quiet. I explained to my mother that I needed to do some work this morning. Meaning, I need to sit at the computer and do some research and I need to be able to think.

I think she heard, "Oh, she's sitting there, so I can sit in the chair behind her and spout off randomly."

When I asked her to give me just a couple of minutes, she got this hurt look on her face. I just can't win.

I'll just have to put off the work until after she leaves.