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sj - Feb 23, 2009 11:53:32 am PST #1838 of 30000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Jilli needs to see Emma Zoole's place. (Emma was a death groupie and had a coffin-bed, where she gave Tim Bayliss "The best sex of his life," But, maybe not, since he started dating dudes not long after.

The character of Abby on NCIS also has a coffin bed, but I don't remember if it was ever shown on screen.

Atropa - Feb 23, 2009 11:57:54 am PST #1839 of 30000

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I have always been amused by the notion of a coffin bed, but I'd much rather have one of those enormous 4-poster monstrosities with velvet curtains.

erikaj - Feb 23, 2009 11:59:41 am PST #1840 of 30000

Always Anti-fascist!

No way... that's funny. hopefully her partners won't blab about sleeping with her in it, like poor Timmy.

DavidS - Feb 23, 2009 12:09:53 pm PST #1841 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

but I'd much rather have one of those enormous 4-poster monstrosities with velvet curtains.

Wait! Does that mean you don't currently have a 4-poster bed? That can't be right.

Auction off half your petticoats and buy yourself a proper monstrosity!

Burrell - Feb 23, 2009 12:22:35 pm PST #1842 of 30000

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Plus apparently furniture made from coffins is a little too morbid for him.

As long as they aren't used I'm okay with it.

Atropa - Feb 23, 2009 12:29:48 pm PST #1843 of 30000

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Wait! Does that mean you don't currently have a 4-poster bed? That can't be right.

We have a lovely wrought-iron bed with lowish posts. Because the ceiling in our bedroom is oddly low.

Auction off half your petticoats and buy yourself a proper monstrosity!

Nuh and uh! I need MORE petticoats, actually.

DavidS - Feb 23, 2009 12:35:35 pm PST #1844 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Nuh and uh! I need MORE petticoats, actually.

Don't you have a room filled to waist-high with petticoats and pinafores?

Atropa - Feb 23, 2009 12:38:09 pm PST #1845 of 30000

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Don't you have a room filled to waist-high with petticoats and pinafores?

Um. Er. There's not a LOT of petticoats up there. It's mostly fabric, craft supplies, club clothes, books, and ... stuff. I need more knee-length, day-to-day petticoats!

DavidS - Feb 23, 2009 12:52:16 pm PST #1846 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I need more knee-length, day-to-day petticoats!

No, I'm not convinced. How many petticoats do you currently own in the knee-length category?

If the number is greater than or equal to 15 (3 work weeks) then the answer is You Don't Need More.

If the answer is: "I don't know how many petticoats I have" then the answer is also You Don't Need More.

If the answer is some variant on "I have many petticoats but they are all too long" then the answer is still You Don't Need More because you can simply alter them.

Let's have a quick petticoat audit.

Atropa - Feb 23, 2009 12:53:58 pm PST #1847 of 30000

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

No, I'm not convinced. How many petticoats do you currently own in the knee-length category?

If the number is greater than or equal to 15 (3 work weeks) then the answer is You Don't Need More.

Ha! I only have 5! So I Obviously Need More.

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