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Atropa - Feb 23, 2009 12:29:48 pm PST #1843 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Wait! Does that mean you don't currently have a 4-poster bed? That can't be right.

We have a lovely wrought-iron bed with lowish posts. Because the ceiling in our bedroom is oddly low.

Auction off half your petticoats and buy yourself a proper monstrosity!

Nuh and uh! I need MORE petticoats, actually.

DavidS - Feb 23, 2009 12:35:35 pm PST #1844 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Nuh and uh! I need MORE petticoats, actually.

Don't you have a room filled to waist-high with petticoats and pinafores?

Atropa - Feb 23, 2009 12:38:09 pm PST #1845 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Don't you have a room filled to waist-high with petticoats and pinafores?

Um. Er. There's not a LOT of petticoats up there. It's mostly fabric, craft supplies, club clothes, books, and ... stuff. I need more knee-length, day-to-day petticoats!

DavidS - Feb 23, 2009 12:52:16 pm PST #1846 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I need more knee-length, day-to-day petticoats!

No, I'm not convinced. How many petticoats do you currently own in the knee-length category?

If the number is greater than or equal to 15 (3 work weeks) then the answer is You Don't Need More.

If the answer is: "I don't know how many petticoats I have" then the answer is also You Don't Need More.

If the answer is some variant on "I have many petticoats but they are all too long" then the answer is still You Don't Need More because you can simply alter them.

Let's have a quick petticoat audit.

Atropa - Feb 23, 2009 12:53:58 pm PST #1847 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

No, I'm not convinced. How many petticoats do you currently own in the knee-length category?

If the number is greater than or equal to 15 (3 work weeks) then the answer is You Don't Need More.

Ha! I only have 5! So I Obviously Need More.

sj - Feb 23, 2009 12:56:18 pm PST #1848 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I need to get curtains for my four poster bed eventually.

NoiseDesign - Feb 23, 2009 12:59:35 pm PST #1849 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

If Jilli has too many petticoats then I have too many computers.

DavidS - Feb 23, 2009 12:59:51 pm PST #1850 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ha! I only have 5! So I Obviously Need More.

How many long petticoats do you have?

DavidS - Feb 23, 2009 1:01:11 pm PST #1851 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

If Jilli has too many petticoats then I have too many computers.

::raises inquiring eyebrow Pix-ward...::

Atropa - Feb 23, 2009 1:04:55 pm PST #1852 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

How many long petticoats do you have?

4. See? I am petticoat-deprived!

If Jilli has too many petticoats then I have too many computers.

And you obviously don't have too many computers. I know this.

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