She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

Willow ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


lisah - Feb 18, 2009 9:17:16 am PST #1409 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Ha. Couldn't she have called Geico and told them to tell the nice police offer that she was insured?

She offered! The nice police officer was not very nice at all.

He was like, "I have a hard enough time remember one person's name, now I have to know their board name too?!"

ha! At least mine is easy!


Atropa - Feb 18, 2009 9:17:36 am PST #1410 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

We're all fucked up in our own ways. The best part is that we're around to help each other cope.

THIS. VERY MUCH THIS. We support each other, talk each other off of ledges, and offer alibis. Which makes being fucked up a lot easier to deal with in MY world, let me tell you.

I did not wake up at 4:30, thank goodness. I fell asleep around 2:00, tho', so my membership in the Guild of Insomniacs is still valid.


tommyrot - Feb 18, 2009 9:18:50 am PST #1411 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

cutiehead German friend said, "What does it mean 'losing his shit'?" Hee!

A German friend of mine heard the term "fuckwad" and asked, "What is a wad?"


Fay - Feb 18, 2009 9:18:56 am PST #1412 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

nods

It is now 2.10am, so I guess that means I can perhaps look into membership of the Guild of Insomniacs?


Glamcookie - Feb 18, 2009 9:19:49 am PST #1413 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

~ma to your friend and her babies, vw.


Atropa - Feb 18, 2009 9:22:26 am PST #1414 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

It is now 2.10am, so I guess that means I can perhaps look into membership of the Guild of Insomniacs?

Yes, join us! Our benefits include lots of time to ponder all sorts of things, including whether or not you should just give up on sleep and go do other things with the time. Oh, and don't forget the exciting dreams about trying to fall asleep and not being able to!


Vortex - Feb 18, 2009 9:36:46 am PST #1415 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I think that there's something in my eye.

Team's Gesture Supports Grieving Opponent


Aims - Feb 18, 2009 9:44:53 am PST #1416 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dammit, now there's something in my eye.


Polter-Cow - Feb 18, 2009 9:46:52 am PST #1417 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

God, me too.


Glamcookie - Feb 18, 2009 9:56:24 am PST #1418 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

What a great story. Just when you start hating on humanity, something like this happens.