{{{bitches}}}

I am feeling bloaty and ick and also woke up at 4:45AM due to cat shenanigans and never got back to sleep. UGH!

I'm about to lose my shit.

In an effort to make you smile, vw, this reminded me of my German friend. DW made a comment about someone losing his shit and cutiehead German friend said, "What does it mean 'losing his shit'?" Hee!

so woke up at 4:45AM due to cat shenanigans and never got back to sleep.

We'd better ALL get a good night's sleep tonight. SERIOUSLY.

What they said, vw. ugh. sorry you are going through this!

Thanks, you guys. I just sent an e-mail to my bosses, asking for a meeting. This should be interesting...

In an effort to make you smile, vw, this reminded me of my German friend. DW made a comment about someone losing his shit and cutiehead German friend said, "What does it mean 'losing his shit'?" Hee!

Heh. Too funny!

Last night, CBD was reading me the board to help me keep my sanity in the ER. It was so cute listening to him read the names. It was even cuter to be able to say, "Oh, lisah! You met her!" "Where?" "Baltimore!" "Oh, Trudy! You met her! In NYC." "Oh! Cashmere! You let me use your computer to have a video crochet lesson!"

He was like, "I have a hard enough time remember one person's name, now I have to know their board name too?!" It was really cute.

So fucked up. She actually had insurance!!!

That is totally fucked. She should totally fight that; there's no reason for a ticket!

And could have showed them on her email enabled phone but the cops were all "you could have faked that document in 'the Word'."

Ha. Couldn't she have called Geico and told them to tell the nice police offer that she was insured?

Man, now I am totally printing out the temporary insurance card or whatever when I sign up. Although I don't have plates to run yet.

DW made a comment about someone losing his shit and cutiehead German friend said, "What does it mean 'losing his shit'?" Hee!

Hee.

We'd better ALL get a good night's sleep tonight. SERIOUSLY.

I am so ready to start my night of sleep right now. I might put the kids to bed at 7 just so I can go to sleep.

Totally unrelated, I would love to ask for some of the powerful Buffista~ma for my friend Kim and her two precious ones who just want to be born. Looks like they'll be born today. She's been in the hospital on bed rest since the beginning of the year. They were trying to hold out a few more weeks, but the babies are about 3.5 pounds each, so they're going to let her give birth. ~ma for Mama and the little ones would be so greatly appreciated. It's a boy and a girl.

Ha. Couldn't she have called Geico and told them to tell the nice police offer that she was insured?

She offered! The nice police officer was not very nice at all.

He was like, "I have a hard enough time remember one person's name, now I have to know their board name too?!"

ha! At least mine is easy!

We're all fucked up in our own ways. The best part is that we're around to help each other cope.

THIS. VERY MUCH THIS. We support each other, talk each other off of ledges, and offer alibis. Which makes being fucked up a lot easier to deal with in MY world, let me tell you.

I did not wake up at 4:30, thank goodness. I fell asleep around 2:00, tho', so my membership in the Guild of Insomniacs is still valid.

cutiehead German friend said, "What does it mean 'losing his shit'?" Hee!

A German friend of mine heard the term "fuckwad" and asked, "What is a wad?"

nods

It is now 2.10am, so I guess that means I can perhaps look into membership of the Guild of Insomniacs?