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Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


NoiseDesign - Feb 15, 2009 11:29:21 pm PST #1154 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I can imagine his expression at being told we're going to pirate dinner theatre, and it isn't one of glee.

And this is what makes ME want to go to the Pirate themed restaurant.


Tom Scola - Feb 16, 2009 3:16:33 am PST #1155 of 30000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Will they be playing guitars, and singing about their bad credit?


Fay - Feb 16, 2009 3:27:14 am PST #1156 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I suspect that they'll be holding all the oil for ransom.


DCJensen - Feb 16, 2009 4:56:15 am PST #1157 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Alas, a Somali pirate theme might not have the same Joie de vivre.


Fay - Feb 16, 2009 6:01:50 am PST #1158 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

You want joie de vivre? How'd ya like them apples?


Connie Neil - Feb 16, 2009 6:24:30 am PST #1159 of 30000
brillig

They did too have forks in the (late) Middle Ages, two-tined skewer things. And it wasn't spice in general used as a preservative, that was salt. Pepper et al. was too damned valuable to be slapping it on every thing. It *was* used to cover the flavor of meat gone bad but not likely to kill you, though.

Or, in other words, Medieval Times and their ilk hate when the medieval recreationists come to visit. Especially when the current local king shows up in full court regalia with his entire entourage and makes the hired "royalty" look very cheap indeed. Exacalibur in Vegas now has a rule saying we can't do that anymore.


Liese S. - Feb 16, 2009 8:24:03 am PST #1160 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

But I come by my hatred for it honestly.

Hee. I'm just giving you a hard time. Dinner theater definitely falls into the category of it is what it is.

Will they be playing guitars, and singing about their bad credit?

That series of commercials is ridiculously catchy. After the next six years of them I would just about buy their album of all credit report tunes all the time.


Steph L. - Feb 16, 2009 8:32:58 am PST #1161 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Will they be playing guitars, and singing about their bad credit?

That series of commercials is ridiculously catchy. After the next six years of them I would just about buy their album of all credit report tunes all the time.

Ha! There's a local band (called Mayors of Super Awesome Town, who sound like the love child of TMBG and Barenaked Ladies), who were described as "[Their] music sounds like the "Freecreditreport.com" guys but way more tolerable and with more substance." -Harry Knowles, AICN


Hil R. - Feb 16, 2009 8:56:07 am PST #1162 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Exacalibur in Vegas now has a rule saying we can't do that anymore.

Hee.

I have a feeling that horse-obsessed and Arthurian-legend-obsessed tween was probably the stage of my life where I could most appreciate Medieval Times. I think that nowadays I'd be too nitpicky to really have fun.


Pix - Feb 16, 2009 9:01:40 am PST #1163 of 30000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Ok, thinking about Pete at pirate-themed dinner theater makes me want to go even more! We could always send the boys elsewhere and go ourselves if we wanted to, though.