Medieval Times makes me laugh, torture museum and all. Of course, I've never actually been to one, as I detest dinner theater, even if it's jousting or pirates (there's a pirate-themed restaurant, very similar to MT).

The appallingness of the torture museum (fun for the kids!) only makes it funnier to me.

Fay, Lewis is singing "It's a cruel world after all... it's a cruel world after all..."

Make.

Him.

Stop.

(He made up lyrics to a verse, too, but I won't repeat those.)

there's a pirate-themed restaurant, very similar to MT

We had an absolute Blast at Pirates. It was expensive and by the time we got through the box office line all the free appetizers were gone but the actors were incredibly talented.

as I detest dinner theater

Hmph, says the former dinner theater techie.

I have both acted in and worked tech for multiple dinner theater shows. And I would again for the right paycheck. But I come by my hatred for it honestly.

there's a pirate-themed restaurant, very similar to MT

I, being a fan of over-the-top and cheesey silly things, would LOVE to go to the pirate-themed dinner theatre thing. Of course, I also want to go to the Dracula -themed restaurant in Tokyo.

Next time you're in town, Jilli, we'll totally go to pirate dinner theater!

Next time you're in town, Jilli, we'll totally go to pirate dinner theater!

claps gleefully, starts planning the outfit now

Of course, we might have to tranq Pete. I can imagine his expression at being told we're going to pirate dinner theatre, and it isn't one of glee.

Of course, we might have to tranq Pete. I can imagine his expression at being told we're going to pirate dinner theatre, and it isn't one of glee.

Okay, this made me laugh embarrassingly loudly. Bless Peeves.

(Needless to say, I heartily endorse pirate-themed ANYTHING.)

I can imagine his expression at being told we're going to pirate dinner theatre, and it isn't one of glee.

And this is what makes ME want to go to the Pirate themed restaurant.