Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Glamcookie - Jan 12, 2009 12:56:33 pm PST #992 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Cashmere, I love the cut and color! Very cute on you. Also, you do NOT look old.


billytea - Jan 12, 2009 1:17:15 pm PST #993 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

C'mon, brain-of-Olmert. For once in this term, work.

I would love to see a small Pennsylvania town renamed Brain-of-Olmert.

PETA has gone way 'round the bend. They've decided that people eat fish because they're called fish. So to keep people from yanking fish out of the fishy sea and eating their fishy flesh, fish shall from hereon be known as...no shit..."sea kittens".

Heh. I find it strangely pleasing that their box entitled "Sea Kitten Facts" is completely blank. Of course, the industry is happy to rename fish to make people more likely to eat them (Patagonian toothfish, anyone?). PETA might like to lose the insanity and ponder why the renaiming shtick works for the fisheries.

I looooove it when some big off-leash dog comes bounding over and the owner yells "(S)he's friendly!" then my dog barks her head off and I get to say, "Yeah, she's not."

Wallybee is actively phobic with respect to dogs. (Though she's been improving, and her mum is way worse.) Off-leash dogs are not our friends. (Ok, they're not her friends. They tend to be my friends.)

"Will This Financial Collapse Be Worse Than The Great Depression? Will You Have To Eat Your Children?"

Why? Have we already finished off the available supply of Irish children?

It's sad - you could replace "animal rights" and "PETA" in that sentence with almost any cause and fringe activist group and it would be just as true.
Not to mention Christianity.

Not to mention my family. Most people's families, I suspect.

There's a church over in my mom's neck of the woods whose steeple has blown off the building at least three times. I don't even know how that's possible, but at least one of those times I've driven by and there it was, lying in the yard next to the church.

There was a Medieval tradition in some part of Germany to get a bellringer ringing the bells in the church steeple whenever there was a thunderstorm. It lasted until a bishop checked the church death records and discovered how many of them had been electrocuted.

An ancient writer (I forget who) also noted that Jupiter, god of (among other things) lightning, seemed inordinately fond of striking his own temples.

ION, for those who are looking at a career change, there's a vacancy looking after a tropical island: [link]


Kathy A - Jan 12, 2009 1:30:50 pm PST #994 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Looks like the storm's rapidly approaching--it's in the next county to the west, so I am outta here and will hopefully beat it home.


Sheryl - Jan 12, 2009 1:53:00 pm PST #995 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Back from the con, and sleepy. (It doesn't help that Nova started meowing and scratching at the bedroom door waaay too early this morning.)


Hil R. - Jan 12, 2009 2:06:57 pm PST #996 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

ION, for those who are looking at a career change, there's a vacancy looking after a tropical island:

OMG. I need that job.


Jesse - Jan 12, 2009 2:15:43 pm PST #997 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I would be willing to learn to scuba dive for that job!


Sophia Brooks - Jan 12, 2009 2:23:32 pm PST #998 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

The job page is not found! They must have filled it already.

I am so bored. I need a new thing to do/watch that will get my brain going or something. I have gone through Battlestar Galactica and playing Word Twist, and I am done with them. Does anyone know of any free on-line learning or something. The danger with being bored like this is that I get kind of listless and don't do anything, so it is better to keep my brain occupied. I was obsessed with reading about 19th century tenements, but I ran out of internet!


Jesse - Jan 12, 2009 2:26:09 pm PST #999 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You had to take some stuff off the end of the link: [link]


Sophia Brooks - Jan 12, 2009 2:27:08 pm PST #1000 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh- a testament to how bored I am...

I spent my entire bus ride contemplating boys in the very low (under the butt) pants, how they keep them up, and what is going on in the front. Like, do the pants ride over or under the penis? What happens if they (as many are hormonal teenagers) get an unfortunate erection? If I were costuming someone in these pants how would I ensure they actually stay up, since they seem to be held in place mostly by posture and a hand on the belt buckle? These are the burning questions in my life!


Sophia Brooks - Jan 12, 2009 2:29:00 pm PST #1001 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

You had to take some stuff off the end of the link: [link]

Thank you! Now I want to feed the turtles-- but I cannot snorkle!