My guess is he habitually puts them in his front pockets.

Sorta reminds me of the woman who was convinced her neighbor had stolen her keys. So she broke in and trashed her neighbor's house or burned it down or something. Then her boyfriend arrived and found her keys in her back pocket.

The moral is: Don't climb into the latrine or burn down someone's house before you check all your pockets.

Words to live by, for sure.

Octo-mom's current publicist quits, says "She's nuts." [link]

The saga of Nadya Suleman, a.k.a the Octo-Mom, continues. US Weekly reports that her new publicist, Victor Munoz, has quit, calling Suleman "nuts." The public relations group that previously represented Suleman quit in late February due to receiving death threats. This time, however, her publicist left due to personal reasons:

According to Munoz, the family is "freaking out right now. Not to sound arrogant, but those people depended on me for everything. You have no idea what I've had to do for these people.

"Nadya got real greedy. This woman is nuts," he continued. "This I can say: what ultimately destroyed the business arrangement was personal reasons."

It's possible that Munoz, regarding Suleman getting too greedy, is referring to the report from TMZ that she is shopping around her birth tape for seven figures.

Those poor children are going to end up like the Dionne Quintuplets, with a pay-per-view webcam rather than a nursery with a glass wall.

I feel like I've lost the ability to comment on Suleman without it becoming a rant. Or a whimper... those poor kids. My heart goes out to them. (And by poor kids, I mean all 14. sigh.)

OK, I think it might really be time to quit smoking (I know, I know....). They just went up another dollar, which means my local deli just charged me TEN DOLLARS for a pack. I can save a dollar a few blocks away, but STILL. I remember when they went over two bucks, and we thought that was a lot!

Those poor children are going to end up like the Dionne Quintuplets, with a pay-per-view webcam rather than a nursery with a glass wall.

She'll probably put them all in little fur suits in an attempt to make the next PuppyCam.

Dude. I had no idea how much cigarettes cost! (I imagine it's less per pack if you buy a carton? Not that I'm encouraging it.)

It is not less if you buy a carton. Also, it is significantly less outside of NYC -- the mayor is determined to make us healthier.

There are a group of firemen sitting next to me. They are talking about how much better the "safety-net" of health care, insurance, etc. is in Europe.