Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Jan 08, 2009 6:00:13 am PST #95 of 30000
hip deep in pie

My maternal grandmother had a son named Curtis who died as an infant.

My maternal grandmother had two sons named Gerald. One who died as a toddler, and his namesake who died in his thirties. So my grandmother told my mother not to name any children Gerald, "Because they will just die on you." My brother's middle name is Gerard, as a close tribute.


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2009 6:00:16 am PST #96 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From Fabulon: What Not to Wear

WTF? And judging by the hair on the leg, that's a guy wearing those

(Some other Fabulon posts are NSFW.)


Trudy Booth - Jan 08, 2009 6:14:13 am PST #97 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I just don't understand yelling at people in a office setting. We're all grownups. What good does it do?

And yet... remarkably... the person who yells is invariably someone who could can your ass if you pointed this out. You never hear about a file clerk or secretary who can't keep his or her fucking temper.


flea - Jan 08, 2009 6:15:27 am PST #98 of 30000
information libertarian

Like posting on a pop-culture board under a different identity?

I have a confession to make. I am not a 36 year old female librarian and mother of two adorable children. I am actually president-elect Barack Obama. I know my secret is safe with all of you.


Kathy A - Jan 08, 2009 6:15:29 am PST #99 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

An interesting look at how to photograph skyscrapers.


sarameg - Jan 08, 2009 6:20:37 am PST #100 of 30000

I just don't understand yelling at people in a office setting. We're all grownups. What good does it do?

A guy was just by telling about one of their officemates back in the day. One day he punched the keyboard so hard, keys flew off and landed on other people. No one commented. Apparently, things went flying in that office a lot, and everyone would just hunker down and wait for it to blow over.

Now, I'll mutter imprecations at the screen, though I try not to swear too badly, and make threatening gestures at my computer but....hitting a desk so hard that the ball in the trackball pops out and rolls out the door? Seriously?

Haven't seen the sysadmin in an hour.


Gudanov - Jan 08, 2009 6:20:55 am PST #101 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I have a confession to make. I am not a 36 year old female librarian and mother of two adorable children. I am actually president-elect Barack Obama. I know my secret is safe with all of you.

Well, to be honest, it was sort of obvious.


Jessica - Jan 08, 2009 6:26:24 am PST #102 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yeah, I think we all called that one, "flea".


meara - Jan 08, 2009 6:28:31 am PST #103 of 30000

I have a confession to make. I am not a 36 year old female librarian and mother of two adorable children. I am actually president-elect Barack Obama. I know my secret is safe with all of you.

...so then who is the woman you hired to meet us as "flea"? And those adorable children? And that woman "Nutty" who is her "sister"?? This raises more questions than answers, I tell you! I demand an investigative committee! Where is Patrick Fitzgerald when I need him! What did you do with that woman?! What was your REAL relationship with her?


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2009 6:29:12 am PST #104 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Where is Patrick Fitzgerald when I need him!

I have a confession to make....