There are no absolutes. No right and wrong. Haven't you learned anything working for the Powers? There are only choices.

Jasmine ,'Power Play'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2009 7:04:01 pm PST #9348 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is it the completely bland ad with the two women talking and the older woman telling them they can buy it online? I guess they couldn't make the ad racy, but they could have tried for funny.

Or interesting. Or appealing.

But mostly it's a "We're the first to tell you on TV to buy our sex toy. Thank you."


Hil R. - Mar 05, 2009 7:05:28 pm PST #9349 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Is it the completely bland ad with the two women talking and the older woman telling them they can buy it online?

Yep.

I guess they couldn't make the ad racy, but they could have tried for funny.

Yeah. The entire joke of the ad seems to be "older woman talking about sex," and really, we've seen Dr. Ruth for way too long for that to be at all shocking.


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2009 7:09:14 pm PST #9350 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And the older woman seems to have been sitting behind them trying to stave off convulsions the whole time. But not even funny convulsions.

Okay, going in now. Ish. Whenever the cab arrives.


Liese S. - Mar 05, 2009 7:13:46 pm PST #9351 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I'm sorry, ita. I wish you a not-miserable visit with quick relief.


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2009 7:28:16 pm PST #9352 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've tended to come in as a result of losing bouts with pain-induced insomnia, so it's usually not this busy. I could be here a while. I'm glad not to be priority, but I also want seeing to.


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2009 8:01:22 pm PST #9353 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dance, damn you! Dance! I need amusement!


beth b - Mar 05, 2009 8:07:01 pm PST #9354 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I don't want to dance, but hamsters always do

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Strix - Mar 05, 2009 8:09:08 pm PST #9355 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'll dance. I'm bored. And I have Ambien and Lortab. Skip the ER; let's have some wine!


aurelia - Mar 05, 2009 8:20:13 pm PST #9356 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I seem to have just purchased a number of OMD dance remixes. I'm not sure I really need an 11 minute version of Souvenir.


Jessica - Mar 06, 2009 3:18:42 am PST #9357 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

As usual, I want to have xkcd's little stick-figure babies. [link]