Is it the completely bland ad with the two women talking and the older woman telling them they can buy it online? I guess they couldn't make the ad racy, but they could have tried for funny.
Or interesting. Or appealing.
But mostly it's a "We're the first to tell you on TV to buy our sex toy. Thank you."
Is it the completely bland ad with the two women talking and the older woman telling them they can buy it online?
Yep.
I guess they couldn't make the ad racy, but they could have tried for funny.
Yeah. The entire joke of the ad seems to be "older woman talking about sex," and really, we've seen Dr. Ruth for way too long for that to be at all shocking.
And the older woman seems to have been sitting behind them trying to stave off convulsions the whole time. But not even funny convulsions.
Okay, going in now. Ish. Whenever the cab arrives.
I'm sorry, ita. I wish you a not-miserable visit with quick relief.
I've tended to come in as a result of losing bouts with pain-induced insomnia, so it's usually not this busy. I could be here a while. I'm glad not to be priority, but I also want seeing to.
Dance, damn you! Dance! I need amusement!
I don't want to dance, but hamsters always do
[link]
I'll dance. I'm bored. And I have Ambien and Lortab. Skip the ER; let's have some wine!
I seem to have just purchased a number of OMD dance remixes. I'm not sure I really need an 11 minute version of Souvenir.
As usual, I want to have xkcd's little stick-figure babies. [link]