What channel are you watching?!
Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.
Mal ,'The Message'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - Mar 05, 2009 6:54:06 pm PST #9345 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
§ ita § - Mar 05, 2009 6:56:13 pm PST #9346 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It was a recording off Comedy Central. Trojan personal massager. It made me feel all old fashioned and fuddy duddy.
Bah. I have pain, and no reasonable painkiller resources. But if I go in now, I'm sure there'll be a hell of a wait. And I have a CT scan tomorrow I need to be clearheaded for. Life is silly.
Hil R. - Mar 05, 2009 6:56:22 pm PST #9347 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The Trojan vibrator? I've been seeing ads for that for a few months. Usually on Comedy Central or BET, I think.
§ ita § - Mar 05, 2009 7:04:01 pm PST #9348 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is it the completely bland ad with the two women talking and the older woman telling them they can buy it online? I guess they couldn't make the ad racy, but they could have tried for funny.
Or interesting. Or appealing.
But mostly it's a "We're the first to tell you on TV to buy our sex toy. Thank you."
Hil R. - Mar 05, 2009 7:05:28 pm PST #9349 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Is it the completely bland ad with the two women talking and the older woman telling them they can buy it online?
Yep.
I guess they couldn't make the ad racy, but they could have tried for funny.
Yeah. The entire joke of the ad seems to be "older woman talking about sex," and really, we've seen Dr. Ruth for way too long for that to be at all shocking.
§ ita § - Mar 05, 2009 7:09:14 pm PST #9350 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And the older woman seems to have been sitting behind them trying to stave off convulsions the whole time. But not even funny convulsions.
Okay, going in now. Ish. Whenever the cab arrives.
Liese S. - Mar 05, 2009 7:13:46 pm PST #9351 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I'm sorry, ita. I wish you a not-miserable visit with quick relief.
§ ita § - Mar 05, 2009 7:28:16 pm PST #9352 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I've tended to come in as a result of losing bouts with pain-induced insomnia, so it's usually not this busy. I could be here a while. I'm glad not to be priority, but I also want seeing to.
§ ita § - Mar 05, 2009 8:01:22 pm PST #9353 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dance, damn you! Dance! I need amusement!
beth b - Mar 05, 2009 8:07:01 pm PST #9354 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!