Because the sea salt that he's peddling can't just be used as a replacement.
No, but have you ever tried to Christian something with kosher salt? Culinary blasphemy!
Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!
Monty ,'Trash'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Mar 03, 2009 5:12:01 am PST #8969 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 03, 2009 5:24:44 am PST #8970 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Nice to see Lot's wife getting some more face time.
Oh, thank God I wasn't the only one thinking along those lines!
§ ita § - Mar 03, 2009 5:29:43 am PST #8971 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, Life On Mars has been cancelled.
Irrelevantly.
Jessica - Mar 03, 2009 5:31:47 am PST #8972 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Our boiler is broken, so this is how my crazy kid has been entertaining himself.
(No sound, still haven't replaced the camcorder.)
Aims - Mar 03, 2009 5:35:07 am PST #8973 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
My heavens that boy is tall.
Jessica - Mar 03, 2009 5:39:54 am PST #8974 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Yup - he's got my dad & brother's genes. (Both over 6 ft)
tommyrot - Mar 03, 2009 5:48:32 am PST #8975 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I was pretty much average height as a boy until I was in 9th grade, when I had a growth spurt from hell. (I'm 6' 3".)
Liese S. - Mar 03, 2009 6:29:45 am PST #8976 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
shrift's hair looks fabulous.
Yeah, the scary thing I heard about Chase was them significantly upping the minimum payments.
We have Bank of America, which we're trying to get out of, and they just lowered D.'s limit to just over his (high) balance. So all the more reason to keep on with the Dave Ramsey plan; that's the card we're tackling next in our debt snowball.
In other scary news, someone shot an elderly couple in the parking lot of our Walmart yesterday. The lady's dead, the gentleman is in critical, and the shooter's on the loose still.
Connie Neil - Mar 03, 2009 6:45:32 am PST #8977 of 30000
brillig
Thank god I have no credit cards. I rather enjoy cackling at the credit reduction ads on TV. I do have a card for Target that I use and pay off, so I do have some existence in the credit world.
Our bankruptcy was removed from our records last year, so now the credit card apps are appearing in the mail box again. If I'm remembering correctly, we have no debt other than Hubby's ancient student loan, which should have been erased by the disability ruling, and a few hundred dollars to a dentist.
megan walker - Mar 03, 2009 6:45:56 am PST #8978 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Megan, I've been hearing/reading news stories about that a lot recently. Even business accounts that were active AND being paid on time have had their limits slashed. I heard an NPR story about American Express offering money -- $500, maybe? -- to certain cardholders to close their accounts.
I'm just worried because when I consolidated, I put one of my student loans (the one at 8%) on Chase at a 2.99% forever rate. I already pay more than the minimum so I don't mind that going up, but if they change the limit or raise the interest, I'm screwed.