According to several former employees, PETA encourages its employees to date omnivores and try to get them to become vegan. (Which really fits in with most of their recent advertising, which has essentially been "These hot naked women want you to stop eating meat!")
Dawn: Any luck? Willow: If you define luck as the absence of success--plenty.
'Touched'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Hil R. - Jan 12, 2009 8:31:02 am PST #885 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Calli - Jan 12, 2009 8:32:45 am PST #886 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Given that kittens would shred any fish they got their hands on, naming fish "sea kittens" makes me think of some self-mutilating, autosarcophagian horror. It does not make me think "too cute to eat."
Tom Scola - Jan 12, 2009 8:33:47 am PST #887 of 30000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
I don't understand. PETA is running a campaign against eating catfish?
Miracleman - Jan 12, 2009 8:35:32 am PST #888 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
According to several former employees, PETA encourages its employees to date omnivores and try to get them to become vegan. (Which really fits in with most of their recent advertising, which has essentially been "These hot naked women want you to stop eating meat!")
BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
"Okay, how about we start a eugenics program?"
"And how do we do that, Phil?"
"Well, you know Karen? The one with the hair?"
"She made that awesome flyer about how cows mate for life or something, right?"
"Yeah. Anyway. Wouldn't you want to fuck her?"
"Hells, yeah, dude! But so?"
"Would you stop eating meat to fuck her?"
"I already don't eat meat."
"Yeah, but if you did."
"Hmmm...I see your point. But I don't get..."
"What if we got her to date an omnivore...?"
"Ugh!"
"...granted, and then she could convert him!"
"I see. And if they have kids..."
"Instant vegan! Just add social engineering and some wine in a box."
"Brilliant!"
Gudanov - Jan 12, 2009 8:36:17 am PST #889 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
If I see a fish with the head of kitten I, for one, am not eating it.
Calli - Jan 12, 2009 8:38:39 am PST #890 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
If I see a fish with the head of kitten I, for one, am not eating it.
Me, either. But I'd probably kill it and deliver its body to UNC (or possibly the EPA) for further research.
Jessica - Jan 12, 2009 8:40:37 am PST #891 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I don't understand. PETA is running a campaign against eating catfish?
Bwah!
Sue - Jan 12, 2009 8:41:14 am PST #892 of 30000
hip deep in pie
SO far today I have had an insulation guy aorund to give me an estimate, shoveled the walk, had breakfast, gone for a two hour nap and had lunch. I am ready, frankly for another nap.
shrift - Jan 12, 2009 8:41:28 am PST #893 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I don't foresee myself swimming up to a fish and exclaiming, "YOU'RE A KITTY!" At least, not without the aid of dementia.
Theodosia - Jan 12, 2009 8:41:56 am PST #894 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Sea-kittens like these?
