All this precipitation is bringing me down.
When you're stuck in a day that's gray and lonely, just stick out your chin and grin, and say, oh the sun'll come out tomorrow. You just gotta hang on 'til tomorrow.
Really, it's just a day away.
And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Jan 12, 2009 8:07:38 am PST #876 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Gudanov - Jan 12, 2009 8:10:09 am PST #877 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
"But now that crime has, you know, killed somebody , well...I don't think we should tolerate it any longer."
I've decided that I'm against crime as well. I'm willing to take that stand.
Miracleman - Jan 12, 2009 8:10:36 am PST #878 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I? Am flabbergasted.
PETA has gone way 'round the bend. They've decided that people eat fish because they're called fish. So to keep people from yanking fish out of the fishy sea and eating their fishy flesh, fish shall from hereon be known as...no shit..."sea kittens".
Which, perversely, makes me crave seafood all the more.
"Mmmm...fillet of sea kitten in melted butter..."
Dana - Jan 12, 2009 8:11:14 am PST #879 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
You're singing show tunes at shrift on a Monday morning? Brave man.
Gudanov - Jan 12, 2009 8:12:15 am PST #880 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
You're singing show tunes at shrift on a Monday morning?
I'm just paraphrasing lyrics. There are limits.
shrift - Jan 12, 2009 8:14:56 am PST #881 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
You have a great evil in you, Gudanov. Come closer so that I can remove it with a melon baller.
Hil R. - Jan 12, 2009 8:15:56 am PST #882 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
PETA has gone way 'round the bend.
PETA has been nuts for years. I don't know anyone involved in animal rights who takes them seriously anymore.
Jesse - Jan 12, 2009 8:17:02 am PST #883 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That is hilarious, at least. And it's got to be funny on purpose -- did you create your own sea kitten?? Hilarious!
I am cracked out from cold medicine and have meeting after meeting today. Oy.
Miracleman - Jan 12, 2009 8:24:16 am PST #884 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
PETA has been nuts for years. I don't know anyone involved in animal rights who takes them seriously anymore.
There has to be a freedom of sorts in that, you know? You've already blown it, nobody is going to take you seriously no matter what you do...you just sit around and try to justify drawing some kind of pay from some poor schlubs' donations. But the meetings have to be a blast.
"Um, okay...let's call Alaska 'the Palin Murderdome'."
"Is there a dome over Alaska?"
"No. We could build one."
"How much would that cost?"
"Yeah, okay. What if we rename fish 'sea kittens'?"
"That wouldn't cost a fucking dime, would it?"
"Not really, no."
"Brilliant. Whatever. Let's go grab some tofu."
"You're buyin'."
Hil R. - Jan 12, 2009 8:31:02 am PST #885 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
According to several former employees, PETA encourages its employees to date omnivores and try to get them to become vegan. (Which really fits in with most of their recent advertising, which has essentially been "These hot naked women want you to stop eating meat!")