My food is problematic.

River ,'The Message'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Feb 26, 2009 4:01:34 am PST #8333 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Babypicspam, box edition:

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tommyrot - Feb 26, 2009 4:15:38 am PST #8334 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Overheard on the bus today - a high-school girl:

I'm not a slut; I just do what I do.


Jesse - Feb 26, 2009 4:21:01 am PST #8335 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Babypicspam, box edition:

Um, I'm afraid you're going to have to stop using "baby"...


Jesse - Feb 26, 2009 4:21:54 am PST #8336 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also: Ugh, JZ! I hate that middle-of-the-night panic feeling. And also, is your tag from that lady that Ellen Degeneres talks to on the phone?


Aims - Feb 26, 2009 4:27:22 am PST #8337 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Babypicspam, box edition:

Yeah. That's no baby. That a full funtional CHILD!! He's a kid!! Holy crap!


sarameg - Feb 26, 2009 4:50:31 am PST #8338 of 30000

I feel like ass. Sinus headache from hell. I wanted to stay home. But I'm backup for 2 people for the next 2 days. Cruel.


Gudanov - Feb 26, 2009 4:53:19 am PST #8339 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I was all over everything in the late 90s. Compuserve, AOL, Delphi, and various FIDONet boards. Just in case, you know.

I remember BBS's in the early 90s. I would sometimes dial up and connect with my 1200 baud modem and Atari ST. Actually, my psycho girlfriend was more into it than I was.


Sue - Feb 26, 2009 5:01:50 am PST #8340 of 30000
hip deep in pie

I think I am getting the dred cold. Today it's like my allergies are acting up, only I don't have allergies.


tommyrot - Feb 26, 2009 5:04:50 am PST #8341 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I bought a 2400 bps internal modem for my Leading Edge XT computer back in '91. I tried out several local BBS's and also The Well in '91 and '92.

I have fond memories of being forcibly logged off one BBS in Minneapolis right in the middle of posting some pro-gay rights stuff....


tommyrot - Feb 26, 2009 5:12:02 am PST #8342 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Octo's New Option -- Porn or Diapers?!

There is a serious effort underway to block OctoMom from taking a million dollar offer to do porn -- except the opposition is coming from a rival XXX company!

Fearing that Nadya Suleman "will become the subject of endless ridicule and scorn," the president of Pink Visual has offered Octo a "full year's worth of diapers" if she keeps her baby maker where it belongs ... fully covered and far away from any type of recording device.

In a letter sent to Octo, morally righteous Pink Visual warns, "There's a great deal of stigma attached to being a porn star" and that Octo needs to think "in the best interest of your children." For once.

So what's it gonna be? Do porn ... and get a million bucks, health insurance and benefits -- or keep it covered ... so you can keep your kids clean? Decisions, decisions.

I want someone to offer me stuff for not doing porn. But it'd have to be something more useful than diapers.