Penelope Cruz is wearing a wedding dress.

OMG, Mickey Rourke, did you stuff your pants? I will probably never forget he dresses to the right.

Oh, I don't like the colour of Natalie Portman's dress either--looks magenta on my TV. But KTLA 5 is describing it as pink.

Viola Davis again. Lovely dress. She needs to throw her shoulders back, though. I swear she had a mole removed--I remember her as a butch hard-assed corrupt ex-cop on L&O. She's all glam now.

Kate Winslet's dress is not as lovely as her most recent ones.

Angelina's dress has a shape! Don't like the green earrings, though.

One of the commenters called Biel's dress "architectural." I don't want dresses to look like a building! I want it to look like a dress.

you know, I like Meryl's dress in the pic I've seen

I like the cut of the bodice, it's very flattering. I haven't seen the whole dress yet, though and the color was blah.

I'm totally loving Kate's dress. Her whole look. I want to be her when I grow up.

And jeez, Tilda Swinton is wearing makeup!

I think I might like Jessica Biel's dress.

and I hate to say it, but Sophia Loren is a hot mess.

Evan Rachel Wood, really gorgeous skin, ridic.

I haven't seen Biel's dress yet.

Aw, CTV is talking to Kate Winslett. She says she's beside herself with terror.

I don't even think it's that architectural!

Beyonce looks...like Beyonce. In no particularly flattering way. And she needed some more adornment above the bodice. Less boring hair, visible earrings, something. Doesn't have to be anything fancy--just should be there.

Hey, I called bridal Penelope Cruz first!

Oh, Tilda Swinton looks severely dodgy. I like the skirt, but the top is floppy and unflattering.

Hmm. Evan Rachel Woods' makeup is very old.

Oh! Robin Wright Penn has a couple portraits in her attic. Still so very beautiful.

Angelina is boring.

what is up with Alicia Keyes' hair? I think I like the dress though.