I don't even think it's that architectural!

Beyonce looks...like Beyonce. In no particularly flattering way. And she needed some more adornment above the bodice. Less boring hair, visible earrings, something. Doesn't have to be anything fancy--just should be there.

Hey, I called bridal Penelope Cruz first!

Oh, Tilda Swinton looks severely dodgy. I like the skirt, but the top is floppy and unflattering.

Hmm. Evan Rachel Woods' makeup is very old.

Oh! Robin Wright Penn has a couple portraits in her attic. Still so very beautiful.

Angelina is boring.

what is up with Alicia Keyes' hair? I think I like the dress though.

Angelina is boring.

Do you like it more or less than the Grecian silhouettes she's been wearing recently?

Okay, I need to get a comfier computer chair, or a laptop so I can watch and post form the comfort of my sofa. I am heading upstairs for a while to save my butt. I will probably run down and posts when something exciting happens.

I like it better, but it is still so boring. but I also don't really care about her. I am sick of them being paid so much more attention.

Kate Winslet looks awesome.

Diane Lane wears too much black.

SUe, get an exercise ball as a chair. cheap, comfy and easy to move around.

I just saw Hugh Jackman on Barbara's special. What the hell is not to like there? And I speak as a straight male.

Marion Cotillard's dress is... interesting. In that Opening Ceremony of the Albertville Winter Olympics sort of way.

Completely unrelated to anything Oscarry, I didn't know that Heather Matarazzo was gay.

What makeover show did Tim Gunn host?