You kill me, too.
My boss suggested "jive." I was like, "I'm trying to sound MORE professional here!!"
Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.
Zoe ,'Serenity'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Feb 20, 2009 10:49:58 am PST #7213 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jesse - Feb 20, 2009 10:51:02 am PST #7214 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
'are congruous' ?
That would have been funny, because the person I'm talking to is all about congruence. But I already sent the email.
flea - Feb 20, 2009 10:53:10 am PST #7215 of 30000
information libertarian
It's Friday afternoon buff-diving time! I haven;t done this in an age. So, what buffista told this little story:
Last night I had dinner with a friend and her 3 year old, who is a week out of diapers. He was doing the potty dance, and after much discussion, agreed to use the unfamiliar restroom. When they got back to the table he asks, "when will it stop?" We question, "what stop?" He says, "the peeing!" Apparently, because we adults do not announce our bathroom intentions to the world, and because Mom and Dad do not discuss with each other whether or not they have to go, he thought adults did not have to use the bathroom and the pesky chore that interrupts his playtime and dinner would eventually go away.
I nearly peed myself laughing.
....The poor kid was just destroyed. From the look on his face you would have thought we'd told him Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny hated him and would never come again.
And I found it hilarious.
Calli - Feb 20, 2009 10:55:31 am PST #7216 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I'd go with "align," but that's because it's a popular buzzword in my office.
brenda m - Feb 20, 2009 10:59:28 am PST #7217 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh, man. I don't remember that one but it's a classic.
Gudanov - Feb 20, 2009 11:00:32 am PST #7218 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
I like 'align', but I think it can be spruced up.
'align with extreme synergy'
SuziQ - Feb 20, 2009 11:00:34 am PST #7219 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Oh flea...I don't remember who wrote that, but I do remember when that was posted. I laughed and laughed and launghed. Thanks for the renewed giggle.
Laga - Feb 20, 2009 11:00:47 am PST #7220 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
oh that poor kid. I feel the same way about acne.
No idea who said it.
Burrell - Feb 20, 2009 11:01:58 am PST #7221 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
It's Friday afternoon buff-diving time! I haven;t done this in an age.
Ah good times! I seem to recall a time long ago when Friday afternoons were for posting pictures of men on the Drool Streaks thread.
I am terrible at guessing who's who. Scrappy?
flea - Feb 20, 2009 11:02:25 am PST #7222 of 30000
information libertarian
Hint: given an impending event in this buffista's life, it is especially funny.