It's Friday afternoon buff-diving time! I haven;t done this in an age. So, what buffista told this little story:
Last night I had dinner with a friend and her 3 year old, who is a week out of diapers. He was doing the potty dance, and after much discussion, agreed to use the unfamiliar restroom. When they got back to the table he asks, "when will it stop?" We question, "what stop?" He says, "the peeing!" Apparently, because we adults do not announce our bathroom intentions to the world, and because Mom and Dad do not discuss with each other whether or not they have to go, he thought adults did not have to use the bathroom and the pesky chore that interrupts his playtime and dinner would eventually go away.
I nearly peed myself laughing.
....The poor kid was just destroyed. From the look on his face you would have thought we'd told him Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny hated him and would never come again.
And I found it hilarious.