Welcome to The Faith Of Britain!
Faith Of Britain Day is a day that focuses all of the positive energy in the country towards achieving our hopes and aspirations. For exactly two minutes on March 6th at 11.00am our consortium of psychics and healers will act as a channel for the positive thoughts of the entire country.
Why March 6th at 11.00am?
March 6th has been chosen as Faith of Britain Day because March is a time of seeing light emerging from the darkness of Winter, therefore emphasising hope in an unsure world. Numerologically this date is symbolic because the 3rd month, the 6th day and the 9th year are all multiples of 3 which is about balance - which is what we strive to achieve as humans. The time, 11.00am is a master number, or a powerful 2 (1 + 1) which is the duality of the inner and outer self, encouraging us to look within to find solutions.
Faith of Britain Day will help us all overcome whatever obstacles and difficulties we may face as a country, an economy and as individuals. With over 80 million people concentrating their mental energies at the same time on the same day, we will unleash an irresistible psychic force that will, quite literally, make our dreams come true.
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Why will this work?
It is a proven scientific fact that thinking about something often causes it to happen. Some call this quantum physics. Others simply call it "faith." We ask that you open your mind to joining in with a unique psychic force that will change our lives through the power of thought.
Okey-dokey....
It is a proven scientific fact that thinking about something often causes it to happen. Some call this quantum physics.
"Some" in this case being a subset of all people which includes absolutely no quantum physicists. But, you know, details.
When their whole plan fails, I will blame Jessica's skepticism.
Actually, it'd be fun to put up a website claiming to be a psychic opposed to their plan. Then you could take credit when they fail.
Let's see.... "I oppose 'Faith Of Britain Day', because it will displease the Space Wombat!"....
Oh, man. I'm totally looking forward to a new car, but I kind of hate this process. There are too many of them! Even if I'm looking at the very cheapest of each company, there are too many car companies!
Oh, man. I'm totally looking forward to a new car, but I kind of hate this process.
Just do what P-C did, and buy a black cherry Mazda 6.
When their whole plan fails, I will blame Jessica's skepticism.
Should Jessica's be insufficient for the task, I'm available for backup.
Not to say positive upbeat attitudes and enthusiasm aren't helpful, but generally putting in effort has better results than wishing real hard.
"Some" in this case being a subset of all people which includes absolutely no quantum physicists. But, you know, details.
In this case I think "Some" just means people who have absolutely no clue what they are talking about.
It's been proven scientifically that merely making fun of psychics creates a vortex of negativity that prevents psychic phenomena from happening....
