I had a whole section about civic pride.

Mayor ,'Chosen'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beekaytee - Feb 16, 2009 9:05:45 am PST #6575 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Ack. I was so stressed out not being able to log in. I kept thinking it was my pokey 'puter. Glad all is resolved.

Speaking of collisions. I heard a fellow on NPR yesterday talking about space garbage and its potential for damage in the air and on the ground. When the commentator asked how many pieces of actual rubble are up there, the fellow said-of the basketball and up size- 13,000! In fact, he said, "a fragment the size of a paint chip can cause serious damage.

Oh woe. Our wasteful ways are gonna get us.

eta: the non-word commendator is making me think of a professional position where the job holder is charged with making erudite and supportive observations in the media. "G'Obama!" and the like.


Pix - Feb 16, 2009 9:06:39 am PST #6576 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Cash, congrats on the column!


Allyson - Feb 16, 2009 9:08:57 am PST #6577 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Because it's rainpocalypse here, I'm wearing a black and white checked engineer's cap to A)keep warm and B)minimize the bad hair day.

So far, a half dozen people have walked by my desk and said, "nice hat."

Now I'm feeling silly and paranoid.


Pix - Feb 16, 2009 9:11:52 am PST #6578 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

I wouldn't worry about it. Hats are worn rarely enough in our society that I've found every hat I wear--weird or not--elicits a ton of reactions.


tommyrot - Feb 16, 2009 9:14:23 am PST #6579 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When did men stop wearing hats? '50s? '60s?

Before then, a man was supposed to take off his hat when talking to a woman, right?


Jessica - Feb 16, 2009 9:19:37 am PST #6580 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If I just last month finished paying off my credit card debt, that means I get to buy a MacBook Pro now, right?

(This post has been brought to you by the screaming toddler in the apartment next door whose bedroom is adjacent to my computer desk. NAP, D----! NAP! YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY SUPPORT ME IN EMAIL!)


Kathy A - Feb 16, 2009 9:24:44 am PST #6581 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Can someone tell me who's bright idea it was to have a frickin' fire drill just as I was about to go to the cafeteria for lunch?!? Oh, well, I used the "stand outside and wait for the all clear" time to get into my car and drive over to McDonald's, instead.


Ginger - Feb 16, 2009 9:40:24 am PST #6582 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

How do subs collide? They have sonar, no?

They also have anti-sonar technology. It seems to have worked brilliantly on both subs. There are only something like 170 nukes out there and the British and French have maybe 10 between them, so it's like when the only two cars on the road in Ohio ran into each other. Embarrassing is the word.


DavidS - Feb 16, 2009 9:56:39 am PST #6583 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Does he not have school today? Curse our no-holiday-having school division!

President's Day is the beginning of Midwinter Break in Emmett's school district, aka "Ski Week."


Jesse - Feb 16, 2009 10:34:13 am PST #6584 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am now wondering what it says about where I grew up that we just called it "February vacation."