If I just last month finished paying off my credit card debt, that means I get to buy a MacBook Pro now, right?
(This post has been brought to you by the screaming toddler in the apartment next door whose bedroom is adjacent to my computer desk. NAP, D----! NAP! YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY SUPPORT ME IN EMAIL!)
Can someone tell me who's bright idea it was to have a frickin' fire drill just as I was about to go to the cafeteria for lunch?!? Oh, well, I used the "stand outside and wait for the all clear" time to get into my car and drive over to McDonald's, instead.
How do subs collide? They have sonar, no?
They also have anti-sonar technology. It seems to have worked brilliantly on both subs. There are only something like 170 nukes out there and the British and French have maybe 10 between them, so it's like when the only two cars on the road in Ohio ran into each other. Embarrassing is the word.
Does he not have school today? Curse our no-holiday-having school division!
President's Day is the beginning of Midwinter Break in Emmett's school district, aka "Ski Week."
I am now wondering what it says about where I grew up that we just called it "February vacation."
Jesse, I think the answer to that is that cowgirls don't ski.
ION, some jerk sideswiped my car last night. Left a big gash along the side and knocked the driver's side mirror right off. Did not leave a note.
Scrappy's car defiler has to answer to my GLARE OF DEATH!!!!
Grrrr...stupid-ass car-swipers.
We should send this guy to your crime scene.
You may be surprised to realize that I did not go to elementary school with many of your cow-folk.
When did men stop wearing hats? '50s? '60s?
Early to mid-sixties.
Nate's mainlining some sort of X-Box game and Abby's devouring the Marvel Encyclopedia we dug up out of a box yesterday.
She asked me in all seriousness if she could be a cartoonist.
I replied, "Why not?"