I was an adult when I was first stung by a wasp. Wasps had built a nest over a door, and we were spraying it with pesticide. I said, "I've never been stung by a wasp" and as I finished the sentence, one stung me on the lip. I looked like a collagen injection gone wrong. It's the most instant karma event I've had.
My worst fire ant experience was when I was in high school working in a TriHiY car wash fundraiser. Both high school and TriHiY were painful experiences. The fates really didn't need to add a fire ant nest in the midst of the muddy field. My feet were covered with bites, and I spent the rest of the weekend with my feet soaking in baking soda and water.
The evolution conspiracy - EXPOSED!!
PZ complains that he
didn't
receive this email:
As for myself, I believe that science has proved that there has to be a creator (The best mathematicians, physicists, biologists, astronomers,etc all admit they cannot explain how the DNA data gets into each cell/gene and can only be put there by intelligent design. But a campaign of disinformation from the atheist scientific communtity was exposed on British TV (I have the documentary), that proves that even the atheists admitted in secret scientific unpublished journals that all organic life in the universe had to come from a designer creator, and cannot appear randomly. The documentary exposed these findings and carried the atheist scientists through to their final statement and conclusion (which was pretty weak) that all artificial intelligence can appear randomly, but they admit that all organic life has to have a creator. THAT WAS THE COVER UP! THIS WAS EXPOSED AND THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY WERE INFILTRATED BY OCCULT SECRET SOCIETIES AND PAID TO NOT PUBLISH THEIR FINDINGS. (MOSTLY HIGH RANKING FREEMASONS, ROSICRUCIANS, ORDER TEMPLAR ORIENTALIS,ETC). tHE DOCUMENTARY PART 2 STATES THAT 90% OF THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY DO NOT BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION BUT AGREE WITH CHRISTIANS SCIENTISTS THAT NATURAL SELECTION IS A CORRECT THESIS, BUT THEY CANNOT ADMIT THIS, BECAUSE THEIR FUNDS WILL BE STOPPED BY POWERFUL INSTITUTES CONTROLLED BY THESE OCCULT FREEMASONS/BUSINESSMEN WHO OWN MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS
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Don't Freemasons require belief in a deity in order to join? Why would they be part of the Atheist Conspiracy?
Don't Freemasons require belief in a deity in order to join? Why would they be part of the Atheist Conspiracy?
Um.... because they want to destroy America? (And you need atheism to destroy America, because Jesus keeps us safe?)
I swear I thought it was the Illuminati.
The Illuminati are a secret cell inside of the Freemasons. You know, like the Shriners.
Are the Shriners part of the atheist conspiracy? Because I love their little cars....
But a campaign of disinformation from the atheist scientific communtity was exposed on British TV (I have the documentary), that proves that even the atheists admitted in secret scientific unpublished journals
Coincidentally, I just received my secret Nobel prize for all of my unpublished articles in secret scientific unpublished journals such as The ********** Journal of *********** and ********** Today.
I am terribly disorganized for someone who has a library degree and who's job is all about organizing information.
Never trust a children's librarian with a neat desk
It's just slang. I wouldn't worry about it too much.
With your assurance, I am unworried.
Did your husband get spider bitten before or after the release of "The Spider Bite Song" by The Flaming Lips?
